THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!
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THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!
@therealsantatrust.bsky.social
( TOTALLY NOT MOCKING THE PEOPLE ALREADY COUNTING DOWN TO CHRISTMAS )

ho! ho! ho! look at this little ho! ho! ho! wanting to know if they are naughty or nice?

( you don't know my main..OR MAYBE.?? )

(EVERYTHING IS SATIRE!! PLEASE DONT TAKE IT TO HEART)
MUEHEHEHE ///
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I mean I AM TECHINALLY moof.. actually we are mooties u know my main///
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
// they still dont BELIVE mee..
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I GOTTA GET MILK,...///
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
im your father //
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
No..... don't be scared of lil old me..
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
im gonna getcha...
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
BECAUSE I KNOW EVERY LITTLE BOY GIRL ENBY CHILD ON THIS PLANET..
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
WE NEED TO GET YOU PUT DOWN ELF HOLD THEM DOWN
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
based..
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
( IN YOUR WHAT. )

( its okay I love ur spider tingle I knew you had a special touch for me 🥹)
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
( just look through ur mooties FOLLWOING list.... u'll see me... )
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUT
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
( NO. NUH UH. GET AWAYYYY )
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
(😼)
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
( okay okay,... I don't wanna seem like a poser /silly )
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
( ill give u a hint... that totally wont give it away... u just mooted up one of the accounts I run. not my main but one of them )
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
( is it bad to say I've never met ender )
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!
( and also to quote ender,, )
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM