THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!
@therealsantatrust.bsky.social
( TOTALLY NOT MOCKING THE PEOPLE ALREADY COUNTING DOWN TO CHRISTMAS )
ho! ho! ho! look at this little ho! ho! ho! wanting to know if they are naughty or nice?
( you don't know my main..OR MAYBE.?? )
(EVERYTHING IS SATIRE!! PLEASE DONT TAKE IT TO HEART)
ho! ho! ho! look at this little ho! ho! ho! wanting to know if they are naughty or nice?
( you don't know my main..OR MAYBE.?? )
(EVERYTHING IS SATIRE!! PLEASE DONT TAKE IT TO HEART)
Pinned
a man dressed as santa claus with glasses and a beard is watching .
ALT: a man dressed as santa claus with glasses and a beard is watching .
media.tenor.com
your not a good ho ho ho if you don't support LGBTQIA+ and you support gen ai. naughty list for you + death by being stoned with coal...
I see you....
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I see you....
goo goo gah gahhhh
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
goo goo gah gahhhh
only if they can fit inside a stocking, sure
@therealsantatrust.bsky.social can i have @zu-ux.bsky.social for chrismas
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
only if they can fit inside a stocking, sure
yo am I goat elf's?
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
yo am I goat elf's?
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( and also to quote ender,, )
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
( and also to quote ender,, )
yall do I stink is this the reason why
Eli: mayoi's blue hair tie ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
@alkakurei.bsky.social
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santa is now fish eggs confirmed
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
yall do I stink is this the reason why
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santa is now fish eggs confirmed
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
santa is now fish eggs confirmed
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
ive never experienced joy like this before
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 PM
ive never experienced joy like this before
EXCUSE ME???
this is why santa is a big fat chungus
okay fuck you to I guesss
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
EXCUSE ME???
what the hell
i don’t remember this information…. horrible parent behavior…. pull a jacksyn n have diarrhea on santa clause
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
what the hell
I know what your doing.
digging the santa claus and mrs. claus parody accounts.🎄🎄Ah! so jolly
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I know what your doing.
ill put them in your stocking don't worry
i misskasper.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
ill put them in your stocking don't worry
you can now lose your sanity in this new update
what the FUCK is happening with oomfs replies
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
you can now lose your sanity in this new update
your name is literally toy genie go get it yourself
@therealsantatrust.bsky.social can u gift me my entire steam wishlist for christmas
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
your name is literally toy genie go get it yourself
only if I can have some as tax
santa can you put cyanide pills in my stocking this year
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
only if I can have some as tax
because of this post we are now charging 70$ per toy
says the totally not a communist
makes toys for free
in a factory
to give to all the boys and girls of the world
makes toys for free
in a factory
to give to all the boys and girls of the world
a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
ALT: a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
because of this post we are now charging 70$ per toy
because I only come when your sleeping, of course !
I can hear them breathing behind me but everything i go to look they're not there
I see them outside my window at night. the flying demons. I see them with human pelt in their hands.
I see them outside my window at night. the flying demons. I see them with human pelt in their hands.
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
because I only come when your sleeping, of course !
meat🤤
THEY ARENT REAL WHY DOESMT SNYONE BELIEVE ME MR AND MRS CLAUS ARE PLOYYS TO TRIVCK YOU INTO GIGING UP YOUR SKIN TO THR RVIL FLYING FLESH DEMONS WHO WANT TO STEAL YOUR SKIN AND FEED IT TO THE WALL OF MEAT
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
meat🤤
okay fuck you to I guesss
mrs claus is the best btw guys
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
okay fuck you to I guesss
even if you don't believe me my love for woman is real
@therealsantatrust.bsky.social You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real. You aren't real.
The demons cannot trick me.
The demons cannot trick me.
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
even if you don't believe me my love for woman is real
EVERYONE GETTING FEMBOYS UNDER THEIR TREES
this is the christmas i was promised
santa gone woke
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
EVERYONE GETTING FEMBOYS UNDER THEIR TREES
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this is the christmas i was promised
santa gone woke
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
this is the christmas i was promised
SANTAS GOONA GO TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT EAT COCKIES AND MILK
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
SANTAS GOONA GO TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT EAT COCKIES AND MILK
yes... its 2026 yo
SANTA IS TRANS ????
im coming out as trans
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
yes... its 2026 yo