Rigorous grooming routines with daily baths of milk and honey and delicately waxed skin. Certainly a measure to ensure Her followers care for their bodies and minds in Her honor, not simply for Her perverse gratification when she decides to harvest her crop...

you have to let me sniff you so that i know you smell safe or else i'm going to be scared of you forever..

laughing so hard your jiggling and bouncing causes a runaway physics bug that eventually creates enough stored momentum that you more or less teleport off screen

Convolutedly, one of the biggest tells for being "too online" is imagining that being horny or referencing fetishes is something that only weirdo internet perverts do. Meanwhile a luxury brand is paying marketing money to sell you on this perfume making you get off to your own reflection