It was a fine mix of people slamming on their brakes because they saw a sign a mile away and assholes trying to bully their way around everyone to get 3 cars closer to the red light.

I just had to drive through an intersection with very clearly marked lane closed/merge signs, I feel you 😂

one of worst parts of parenting is also getting punished for your kids mistakes 😂

growing up, my mom made jam and my friend Megan would come over and make that, with like an inch of my mom’s jam in each layer 😂

the last concert I went to was LaRussell at 2:00 in the afternoon “because I know y’all want to hear good music and still enjoy your evening” and it was the best thing ever

3 fives

both of my kids were 5th for weight, 10th for height, and 80th for head circumference and there were a lot of forehead stitches in our house 😂