Dr. Raccoon
@theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social
Your friendly & offensive neighborhood Raccoon 🦝
Infinite cynicism, antifascist/anti-stupid, I do speak many languages, global citizen/invasive species.
Infinite cynicism, antifascist/anti-stupid, I do speak many languages, global citizen/invasive species.
Leavitt is a nazi whore married to a pedo nazi sugardaddy twice her age...
Her "in-law" is from Brazil so it's 100% safe to assume the nazi whore called ice on that woman herself.
I yield my remaining characters to a better explanation 🦝
Her "in-law" is from Brazil so it's 100% safe to assume the nazi whore called ice on that woman herself.
I yield my remaining characters to a better explanation 🦝
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leavitt is a nazi whore married to a pedo nazi sugardaddy twice her age...
Her "in-law" is from Brazil so it's 100% safe to assume the nazi whore called ice on that woman herself.
I yield my remaining characters to a better explanation 🦝
Her "in-law" is from Brazil so it's 100% safe to assume the nazi whore called ice on that woman herself.
I yield my remaining characters to a better explanation 🦝
If she learned anything from her late nazi pos husband, it's to sell body and soul for the far-right nazi cause.
Used & abused so bidding starts at 3.50$ 🦝
Used & abused so bidding starts at 3.50$ 🦝
a cartoon character says hold on i 'll see if i have three fifty
ALT: a cartoon character says hold on i 'll see if i have three fifty
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December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If she learned anything from her late nazi pos husband, it's to sell body and soul for the far-right nazi cause.
Used & abused so bidding starts at 3.50$ 🦝
Used & abused so bidding starts at 3.50$ 🦝
My brains just exploded 🤯🤯🤯
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My brains just exploded 🤯🤯🤯
I feel safer when they dump all cabinet members over a desert, chopped up and ready to be devoured by animals in need.
But that's probably just me... 🦝
But that's probably just me... 🦝
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I feel safer when they dump all cabinet members over a desert, chopped up and ready to be devoured by animals in need.
But that's probably just me... 🦝
But that's probably just me... 🦝
She probably wasn't on this specific poll... Let's not forget polls are mostly brainwashing, distracting and utter bullshit.
But: I personally don't think Jasmine is potus material (for now). She's good for media but barely had any impact except outrage. Learn the ropes, the manipulation game etc
But: I personally don't think Jasmine is potus material (for now). She's good for media but barely had any impact except outrage. Learn the ropes, the manipulation game etc
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
She probably wasn't on this specific poll... Let's not forget polls are mostly brainwashing, distracting and utter bullshit.
But: I personally don't think Jasmine is potus material (for now). She's good for media but barely had any impact except outrage. Learn the ropes, the manipulation game etc
But: I personally don't think Jasmine is potus material (for now). She's good for media but barely had any impact except outrage. Learn the ropes, the manipulation game etc
Piggy announced a lot of stuff that never happened...
Farmers are going to die or sell to Big Ag and then die.
Gov has no interest in keeping them alive and while their clock is ticking, gvmt is wasting time
Farmers are going to die or sell to Big Ag and then die.
Gov has no interest in keeping them alive and while their clock is ticking, gvmt is wasting time
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Piggy announced a lot of stuff that never happened...
Farmers are going to die or sell to Big Ag and then die.
Gov has no interest in keeping them alive and while their clock is ticking, gvmt is wasting time
Farmers are going to die or sell to Big Ag and then die.
Gov has no interest in keeping them alive and while their clock is ticking, gvmt is wasting time
Elon should be carved up and spread wherever to fed stray dogs and cats (& raccoons! 🦝)...
Actually I don't care, just carve him up, cremate that pile of shit and be done with it.
Actually I don't care, just carve him up, cremate that pile of shit and be done with it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Elon should be carved up and spread wherever to fed stray dogs and cats (& raccoons! 🦝)...
Actually I don't care, just carve him up, cremate that pile of shit and be done with it.
Actually I don't care, just carve him up, cremate that pile of shit and be done with it.
"my dearest don, me and the pedophile bros at fifa HQ sent you a dozen of very young crispy virgins, I only touched a few of them... My last name is infantino for a reason, mmh yummy infants.
Your super best friend,
The lover of infants"
- gianni "infantfcker" infantino, approx. late 2025
Your super best friend,
The lover of infants"
- gianni "infantfcker" infantino, approx. late 2025
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"my dearest don, me and the pedophile bros at fifa HQ sent you a dozen of very young crispy virgins, I only touched a few of them... My last name is infantino for a reason, mmh yummy infants.
Your super best friend,
The lover of infants"
- gianni "infantfcker" infantino, approx. late 2025
Your super best friend,
The lover of infants"
- gianni "infantfcker" infantino, approx. late 2025
That's why he pardoned the drug lord.. hopeless people without any future can numb themselves so their last days feel less painful and wtf next generation, while you (and many others) earn tax dollars and tell us about society & our lives on bsky. Thanks for your service or however the lie goes..
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That's why he pardoned the drug lord.. hopeless people without any future can numb themselves so their last days feel less painful and wtf next generation, while you (and many others) earn tax dollars and tell us about society & our lives on bsky. Thanks for your service or however the lie goes..
lol.. when this albino raisin is interviewed you know everyone else is doing sthg meaningful (except for jeffrey schumer obv)
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lol.. when this albino raisin is interviewed you know everyone else is doing sthg meaningful (except for jeffrey schumer obv)
Never had or will have instagram, looking forward to seeing some good rip...
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Never had or will have instagram, looking forward to seeing some good rip...
I asked my niece of 6yo. how she would like me taking away her of all toys plus daily beatings for a decade... She said "fuck off". No need to ask a dusty half-dead diplomat to understand that the u.s. is way beyond its expiration date.
Yes, half the world uses you and the other half hates you.
Yes, half the world uses you and the other half hates you.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I asked my niece of 6yo. how she would like me taking away her of all toys plus daily beatings for a decade... She said "fuck off". No need to ask a dusty half-dead diplomat to understand that the u.s. is way beyond its expiration date.
Yes, half the world uses you and the other half hates you.
Yes, half the world uses you and the other half hates you.
Four guys, max. 8 bullets to de-escalate the situation and enjoy your peaceful holidays..
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Four guys, max. 8 bullets to de-escalate the situation and enjoy your peaceful holidays..
Nothing says "I hate all of you" than forcing them to die in their mid-30s.. the kidney:liver market is upside down now
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nothing says "I hate all of you" than forcing them to die in their mid-30s.. the kidney:liver market is upside down now
Hello there, Ms Streisand! Would you like to have your usual glass of "zombie public has a 5sec attention span?"
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hello there, Ms Streisand! Would you like to have your usual glass of "zombie public has a 5sec attention span?"
Just remember that a tire iron is the first weapon you obtain in any rpg and it's used to break faces...
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just remember that a tire iron is the first weapon you obtain in any rpg and it's used to break faces...
Captain Obvious strikes back!
Breaking News: gop wants Dems to die, be surprised now, care later!
Breaking News: gop wants Dems to die, be surprised now, care later!
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Captain Obvious strikes back!
Breaking News: gop wants Dems to die, be surprised now, care later!
Breaking News: gop wants Dems to die, be surprised now, care later!
100% agree... The country that goes like "I gonna shot my parents/kids/anyone coz I hate myself" is like you can't stand there on that corner or sit on that bench...
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
100% agree... The country that goes like "I gonna shot my parents/kids/anyone coz I hate myself" is like you can't stand there on that corner or sit on that bench...
Trophy hunter syndrome... Useless trophy wife, useless trophy kids, useless trophy presidency, useless trophy wealth...
I only hope he dies in the most lonely and miserable way possible. It possibly involves incurable ass cancer on top of the mental decline that we all witness already..
I only hope he dies in the most lonely and miserable way possible. It possibly involves incurable ass cancer on top of the mental decline that we all witness already..
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Trophy hunter syndrome... Useless trophy wife, useless trophy kids, useless trophy presidency, useless trophy wealth...
I only hope he dies in the most lonely and miserable way possible. It possibly involves incurable ass cancer on top of the mental decline that we all witness already..
I only hope he dies in the most lonely and miserable way possible. It possibly involves incurable ass cancer on top of the mental decline that we all witness already..
Mikey boy got properly pegged yesterday so the shit flows very easily now...
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mikey boy got properly pegged yesterday so the shit flows very easily now...
Go vote obv but don't stop there... Usa must evolve, be reborn, with guardrails that prohibit this shitshow from ever happening again.
Term limits, accountability, absolute public oversight, a million examples how to do it better... Copy/paste and stop this infinite ubermensch mentality
Term limits, accountability, absolute public oversight, a million examples how to do it better... Copy/paste and stop this infinite ubermensch mentality
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Go vote obv but don't stop there... Usa must evolve, be reborn, with guardrails that prohibit this shitshow from ever happening again.
Term limits, accountability, absolute public oversight, a million examples how to do it better... Copy/paste and stop this infinite ubermensch mentality
Term limits, accountability, absolute public oversight, a million examples how to do it better... Copy/paste and stop this infinite ubermensch mentality