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Dr. Raccoon
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Your friendly & offensive neighborhood Raccoon 🦝
Infinite cynicism, antifascist/anti-stupid, I do speak many languages, global citizen/invasive species.
A special envoy of the official German nazi party will visit the Washington Hell House soon... Yes, including the same nazi whore who did the elon interview, and all the others who got corrupted by nazi russia..
Debating the future of nazi russian Europe.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The four stages of noodle dough... If you got that one right, then bread is just more sophisticated noodles (except sourdough, that's art).

Traditions, personal preferences & cultural differences may apply, no returns, only while stocks last.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
As the old saying goes... Follow the money 🦝
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*400 tons of cocaine...
aka 400.000 kg
aka 400.000.000 g
aka loooooots of $$$
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
White vest or one more stain?
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
No joke, this is an actual movie:
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You in a room with the orange piggy... You can bring any (one) item and ask one question. What would it be?
I'm just very curious by nature 🦝
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Rumours are, Ka$h Patel might be replaced soon...
I bet he didn't see that one coming 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm neither an english native speaker nor russian... But here are some points to think about:
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Weird though that piggy demands a reply from UA by Thursday when there is no actual plan, concept of a plan, not even a brain fart.
Looking at Palestine rn, seems all us peace plan rot faster than a Tuesday banana.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I should have taken the Russian classes back in the days... 🦝
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Weird though that piggy demands a reply from UA by Thursday when there is no actual plan, concept of a plan, not even a brain fart.
Looking at Palestine rn, seems all us peace plan rot faster than a Tuesday banana.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Nen Versuch war's wert...
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I wonder in what country this could actually be a court case... (Yes, oldie but goldie)
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
adolf trump and joseph miller are at it again...
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
To whom it may concerns...
This year's Global Peace Index.

Spoiler alert: usa is not in top 100 🦝

www.visionofhumanity.org/wp-content/u...
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I thought this could be interesting for some context how relatively peaceful ppl can live together.
And if u are wondering wtf is wrong with Latvia: in 2022 the family femicide rate was 2.19/100k, family androcide 1.5/100k.
Can choose friends, can't choose family... Amirite?
(Source Statista, LSM+)
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Have you zoomed in yet? Geez, all the demons hiding in the background... Tell me you see the same stuff 🦝
August 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Muss leider enttäuschen, aber das ist wohl facebook KI fake. Das Bild rotiert nur auf FB, manchmal Australien, dann Indien, sogar Schweiz.
Nichtsdestotrotz hat AUS nen Solarzug, allerdings ein Umbau von dem 1949er Zug auf ner 3km Strecke.
August 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM