an extremely hot man in my neighborhood just matched with me after i tossed up what i thought was a worse than half-court shot
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
an extremely hot man in my neighborhood just matched with me after i tossed up what i thought was a worse than half-court shot
why is your face wet. were you in the sink again. God damn it
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
why is your face wet. were you in the sink again. God damn it
Zohran/Trump got my dad talking like Sephiroth again
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Zohran/Trump got my dad talking like Sephiroth again
held back on posting this all week because i was waiting to hear back about a job. the bad news is i didnt get it. the good news is now i can share this newly relevant joke with you
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
held back on posting this all week because i was waiting to hear back about a job. the bad news is i didnt get it. the good news is now i can share this newly relevant joke with you
i made them to send to my friend who had surgery today and i’m going to have to duct tape the tupperware shut so i don’t chip away at them. and this is my best friend who i’ve known since i was 13 years old
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i made them to send to my friend who had surgery today and i’m going to have to duct tape the tupperware shut so i don’t chip away at them. and this is my best friend who i’ve known since i was 13 years old
Hi!
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hi!
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
running Dex/Faith ~if anyone cares~
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
running Dex/Faith ~if anyone cares~
cowboy says this will never hold up in court. But i know. i know the truth
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
cowboy says this will never hold up in court. But i know. i know the truth
probably the best one though is when i saw my friend jeff run face first into one of these because he was trying to chase down a cab. he hit it so hard he bounced off and landed on the hood of a car (He was fine)
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
probably the best one though is when i saw my friend jeff run face first into one of these because he was trying to chase down a cab. he hit it so hard he bounced off and landed on the hood of a car (He was fine)
i’ve never seen a tshirt that made me wish i had a court date coming up before
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i’ve never seen a tshirt that made me wish i had a court date coming up before
reading the news is so important
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
reading the news is so important
fwiw “doctor prescribed” was meant to be delivered in precisely this manner
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
fwiw “doctor prescribed” was meant to be delivered in precisely this manner
Do You Hear Yourself Man
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Do You Hear Yourself Man
i’m over on instagram doing the lord’s work
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m over on instagram doing the lord’s work
jury member earned his fee that day
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
jury member earned his fee that day
you know what i completely understand
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
you know what i completely understand
i was watching a british tv show and looked up a slang word they used for right-wing nutjobs and it’s really good and we need one over here
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i was watching a british tv show and looked up a slang word they used for right-wing nutjobs and it’s really good and we need one over here
i cut my hair short and i’m feeling Adorable and Sassy. don’t ask me about anything else please
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i cut my hair short and i’m feeling Adorable and Sassy. don’t ask me about anything else please