ThePorkWizard
@theporkwizard.bsky.social
I like making silly art, guitar, Amiga and electronics projects over here:
Outrun 2006 coast to coast
Jeanne D'arc
Loco Roco
Street Figgter Alpha 3 max
Burnout Legends
Medal of Honor Heroes
Jeanne D'arc
Loco Roco
Street Figgter Alpha 3 max
Burnout Legends
Medal of Honor Heroes
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Outrun 2006 coast to coast
Jeanne D'arc
Loco Roco
Street Figgter Alpha 3 max
Burnout Legends
Medal of Honor Heroes
Jeanne D'arc
Loco Roco
Street Figgter Alpha 3 max
Burnout Legends
Medal of Honor Heroes
Maybe it's nostalgia talking, but in my opinion, one of the greatest games of all time.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Maybe it's nostalgia talking, but in my opinion, one of the greatest games of all time.
Ah, I see you're new to the Game of Thrones Cinematic Universe.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ah, I see you're new to the Game of Thrones Cinematic Universe.
We watched this episode on VHS all the time.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We watched this episode on VHS all the time.
Disney after making something nobody likes the look of, that ABSOLUTELY nobody was asking for, and that nobody with literally anything better will do will watch: "Well I guess everyone hates Hawaii, we'll do live action Frozen next, everyone loves snow!"
a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Disney after making something nobody likes the look of, that ABSOLUTELY nobody was asking for, and that nobody with literally anything better will do will watch: "Well I guess everyone hates Hawaii, we'll do live action Frozen next, everyone loves snow!"
Yup the AI decided to create the shape of of a guitar that has hasn't changed in 70 years rather than source and infinite number of reference photos. This is the same AI that is self driving vehicles. We're all gonna die.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yup the AI decided to create the shape of of a guitar that has hasn't changed in 70 years rather than source and infinite number of reference photos. This is the same AI that is self driving vehicles. We're all gonna die.
Did better than I could.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Did better than I could.
"Help me robot Step Brother, my head is stuck in this trash compactor!"
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Help me robot Step Brother, my head is stuck in this trash compactor!"
Her re-telling of the Doom 3DO port production is fascinating. Absolute capital L Legend!
Rest In Peace.
Rest In Peace.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Her re-telling of the Doom 3DO port production is fascinating. Absolute capital L Legend!
Rest In Peace.
Rest In Peace.
Also the only fret marker being on the tenth, and the twin pickup selector are a personal favourite.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Also the only fret marker being on the tenth, and the twin pickup selector are a personal favourite.
Supporting charity: Yes
Supporting Pearl Jam: Yes
BUT FUCK WHATEVER AI CREATED THAT FUCKING MONSTROSITY OF A STRAT! DISSAPEARING TUNERS, A STRING STRETCHING OUT INTO THE VOID, A NECK HELD IN BY MAGIC, A SYMBIOTIC GUITAR PEG.
C'mon guys, do better. A photo would have worked.
Supporting Pearl Jam: Yes
BUT FUCK WHATEVER AI CREATED THAT FUCKING MONSTROSITY OF A STRAT! DISSAPEARING TUNERS, A STRING STRETCHING OUT INTO THE VOID, A NECK HELD IN BY MAGIC, A SYMBIOTIC GUITAR PEG.
C'mon guys, do better. A photo would have worked.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Supporting charity: Yes
Supporting Pearl Jam: Yes
BUT FUCK WHATEVER AI CREATED THAT FUCKING MONSTROSITY OF A STRAT! DISSAPEARING TUNERS, A STRING STRETCHING OUT INTO THE VOID, A NECK HELD IN BY MAGIC, A SYMBIOTIC GUITAR PEG.
C'mon guys, do better. A photo would have worked.
Supporting Pearl Jam: Yes
BUT FUCK WHATEVER AI CREATED THAT FUCKING MONSTROSITY OF A STRAT! DISSAPEARING TUNERS, A STRING STRETCHING OUT INTO THE VOID, A NECK HELD IN BY MAGIC, A SYMBIOTIC GUITAR PEG.
C'mon guys, do better. A photo would have worked.
If anybody, especially a religious zealot, gives me a bag containing clear liquid in an open unmarked bottle, I'm pulling the fire alarm and calling the bomb squad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If anybody, especially a religious zealot, gives me a bag containing clear liquid in an open unmarked bottle, I'm pulling the fire alarm and calling the bomb squad.
This, the Bart Simpson and the T-800 joysticks always remind me of the Special Reserve ads in magazines. That said, I did always want the joypad with the LCD screen on it that you could 'program' button sequences into that were also in there. Probably equally useless.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This, the Bart Simpson and the T-800 joysticks always remind me of the Special Reserve ads in magazines. That said, I did always want the joypad with the LCD screen on it that you could 'program' button sequences into that were also in there. Probably equally useless.
Makeup department: "He wants a prosthetic what?.......WHERE?!"
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Makeup department: "He wants a prosthetic what?.......WHERE?!"
"YAY I LOVE BONAIRE!"
*remembers what the game puts that guy through*
*remembers what the game puts that guy through*
a man with a mustache wearing a pink sweater
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a pink sweater
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"YAY I LOVE BONAIRE!"
*remembers what the game puts that guy through*
*remembers what the game puts that guy through*
"Dietitians hate him"
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Dietitians hate him"