ThePorkWizard
@theporkwizard.bsky.social
I like making silly art, guitar, Amiga and electronics projects over here:
Yeah I love my wife. But sometimes I do wonder what I could do with the life insurance.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yeah I love my wife. But sometimes I do wonder what I could do with the life insurance.
I've just discovered that Mr Motivator is doing lives on TikTok. That man is 73 and has dedicated his life to trying to make this country a little healthier. He has earned the right to relax, and yet he continues to do the mission he believes in. The man is a true British Patriot. Thank you Derrick.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've just discovered that Mr Motivator is doing lives on TikTok. That man is 73 and has dedicated his life to trying to make this country a little healthier. He has earned the right to relax, and yet he continues to do the mission he believes in. The man is a true British Patriot. Thank you Derrick.
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Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Netflix: "Ok Guillermo, you want to make a super horny fan-fic of Frankenstein? Fine, but remember, Elizabeth and Victor in rhe novel are cousins, YOU CANNOT SHOW HER BEING HORNY FOR HER COUSIN!"
Del Toro: "Don't worry, she won't".
Del Toro: "Don't worry, she won't".
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Netflix: "Ok Guillermo, you want to make a super horny fan-fic of Frankenstein? Fine, but remember, Elizabeth and Victor in rhe novel are cousins, YOU CANNOT SHOW HER BEING HORNY FOR HER COUSIN!"
Del Toro: "Don't worry, she won't".
Del Toro: "Don't worry, she won't".
@numetalmoment.bsky.social my favourite hobby is modding guitars for as cheap as possible. This might be a new record...
I love koRn. But I'll never be able to afford one of those signature guitars. So last week I built my own koRn signature for a fraction of the cost...
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@numetalmoment.bsky.social my favourite hobby is modding guitars for as cheap as possible. This might be a new record...
I love koRn. But I'll never be able to afford one of those signature guitars. So last week I built my own koRn signature for a fraction of the cost...
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I love koRn. But I'll never be able to afford one of those signature guitars. So last week I built my own koRn signature for a fraction of the cost...
My counterpoint to anyone complaining that: "Shops are putting christmas stuff out too early, it's getting earlier every year...."
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My counterpoint to anyone complaining that: "Shops are putting christmas stuff out too early, it's getting earlier every year...."
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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SONIC MAYHEM – METAL EDEN: CORRUPTED MEMORY EDITION
Part soundtrack. Part artist manifesto.
A raw, cinematic techno-punk record from and inspired by Metal Eden.
Featuring a brand new bonus track + remixes & re-works by Gunship, Power Glove, and Benjamin Howell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSm...
Part soundtrack. Part artist manifesto.
A raw, cinematic techno-punk record from and inspired by Metal Eden.
Featuring a brand new bonus track + remixes & re-works by Gunship, Power Glove, and Benjamin Howell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSm...
SONIC MAYHEM – METAL EDEN: CORRUPTED MEMORY EDITION TRAILER
YouTube video by sonicmayhemofficial
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October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
SONIC MAYHEM – METAL EDEN: CORRUPTED MEMORY EDITION
Part soundtrack. Part artist manifesto.
A raw, cinematic techno-punk record from and inspired by Metal Eden.
Featuring a brand new bonus track + remixes & re-works by Gunship, Power Glove, and Benjamin Howell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSm...
Part soundtrack. Part artist manifesto.
A raw, cinematic techno-punk record from and inspired by Metal Eden.
Featuring a brand new bonus track + remixes & re-works by Gunship, Power Glove, and Benjamin Howell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSm...
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
Going to gigs 20 years ago:
Work all day
Go to the pub after work
Go home get changed
Go to the gig
More drinks
Mosh like a badman
Stumble into bus home
Get up for work the next morning.
Went to a rap gig last night:
Took paracetamol
Had a little nap
Zero alcohol
Today, my knees are shot 🙁
Work all day
Go to the pub after work
Go home get changed
Go to the gig
More drinks
Mosh like a badman
Stumble into bus home
Get up for work the next morning.
Went to a rap gig last night:
Took paracetamol
Had a little nap
Zero alcohol
Today, my knees are shot 🙁
two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " we 're old " written on the bottom
ALT: two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " we 're old " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Going to gigs 20 years ago:
Work all day
Go to the pub after work
Go home get changed
Go to the gig
More drinks
Mosh like a badman
Stumble into bus home
Get up for work the next morning.
Went to a rap gig last night:
Took paracetamol
Had a little nap
Zero alcohol
Today, my knees are shot 🙁
Work all day
Go to the pub after work
Go home get changed
Go to the gig
More drinks
Mosh like a badman
Stumble into bus home
Get up for work the next morning.
Went to a rap gig last night:
Took paracetamol
Had a little nap
Zero alcohol
Today, my knees are shot 🙁
Look the only way to prove that Jared Leto is the part of the equasion that leads to a flop is to cast him in Paddington 3. If THAT doesn't turn a profit, then we maybe just let him do the odd commercial occasionally.
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Look the only way to prove that Jared Leto is the part of the equasion that leads to a flop is to cast him in Paddington 3. If THAT doesn't turn a profit, then we maybe just let him do the odd commercial occasionally.
REPTAR GETTIN TURNT!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
REPTAR GETTIN TURNT!!!!!
Hate to break it to you guys, but she was ALWAYS a terrible lyricist. The only difference is that you were children when those first albums were released.
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hate to break it to you guys, but she was ALWAYS a terrible lyricist. The only difference is that you were children when those first albums were released.
I found a nearly 20 y/o rusty, broken Stephen Carpenter LTD signature on Facebook Marketplace, that at some point in its life had been sanded down to the wood and given a purple sparkle finish. It was in need of SERIOUS tlc. Gave it some, now I'm banging out the new Deftones riffs on this stunner.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I found a nearly 20 y/o rusty, broken Stephen Carpenter LTD signature on Facebook Marketplace, that at some point in its life had been sanded down to the wood and given a purple sparkle finish. It was in need of SERIOUS tlc. Gave it some, now I'm banging out the new Deftones riffs on this stunner.
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I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
gofund.me
October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
Looking forward to The Sims 5, where you will be able to report your neighbours to ICE, storm the towns capital building, dismember journalists, and while only hetrosexual relationships are permitted, you can slap your wife if she doesn't follow commands. #EA
www.eurogamer.net/ea-privately...
www.eurogamer.net/ea-privately...
EA privately acquired in $55bn deal by group of investors, including Saudi Arabia's investment fund and Donald Trump's son-in-law
EA has officially been acquired by a group of investors including Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund in a private tr…
www.eurogamer.net
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Looking forward to The Sims 5, where you will be able to report your neighbours to ICE, storm the towns capital building, dismember journalists, and while only hetrosexual relationships are permitted, you can slap your wife if she doesn't follow commands. #EA
www.eurogamer.net/ea-privately...
www.eurogamer.net/ea-privately...
Hey America, rest of the world here, you know we can all see this, right?
a woman holding a microphone with the words what are you doing on the bottom
ALT: a woman holding a microphone with the words what are you doing on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey America, rest of the world here, you know we can all see this, right?
Even if I had NO IDEA what this was about but I saw that one side had Mayim Bialik, Gene Simmons, Sharon Osborne, Debra Messing and Tara Strong on it, I would instinctively join the other side.
Over 1,200 artists have signed the open letter, which calls the opposing pledge "discriminatory and antisemitic."
Mayim Bialik, Liev Schreiber, and more sign letter condemning Film Workers For Palestine boycott
Mayim Bialik, Liev Schreiber, and more sign letter condemning Film Workers For Palestine boycott
www.avclub.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Even if I had NO IDEA what this was about but I saw that one side had Mayim Bialik, Gene Simmons, Sharon Osborne, Debra Messing and Tara Strong on it, I would instinctively join the other side.
I wonder how many trans roommates this one is going to have had?
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I wonder how many trans roommates this one is going to have had?
Wow, they're not even trying to make it look legit now.
Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wow, they're not even trying to make it look legit now.
I need Netflix to make a dramatic 6 part series of my struggles trying to sell things on Facebook Marketplace. Why are 99% of Facebook users Forrest Gump?
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need Netflix to make a dramatic 6 part series of my struggles trying to sell things on Facebook Marketplace. Why are 99% of Facebook users Forrest Gump?
Any money says Trump and his family are currently importing tonnes of generic paracetamol and are going to repackage it as 'Dr Donald's Pregnancy Cure All' and sell it to red states. #tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Any money says Trump and his family are currently importing tonnes of generic paracetamol and are going to repackage it as 'Dr Donald's Pregnancy Cure All' and sell it to red states. #tylenol
For those living outside of Cheese Burger Assault Rifle Land, Tylenol is the brand name for Paracetamol.
Yep, the orange sex offender just announced that using the world's most trusted painkiller during pregnancy is the cause of autism.
Yep, the orange sex offender just announced that using the world's most trusted painkiller during pregnancy is the cause of autism.
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
For those living outside of Cheese Burger Assault Rifle Land, Tylenol is the brand name for Paracetamol.
Yep, the orange sex offender just announced that using the world's most trusted painkiller during pregnancy is the cause of autism.
Yep, the orange sex offender just announced that using the world's most trusted painkiller during pregnancy is the cause of autism.