Turkey Volume Guessing Michael
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
Pay my damn bills.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pay my damn bills.
Can y’all just google “pig in a poke” already?
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Can y’all just google “pig in a poke” already?
Who the fuck is “we”, kemo sabe?
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who the fuck is “we”, kemo sabe?
Those mashed potatoes oughta be tried at the Hague.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Those mashed potatoes oughta be tried at the Hague.
Riker: Oh, I sleep with my friends all the time!
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Riker: Oh, I sleep with my friends all the time!
They have Blast Corps, is that acceptable?
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They have Blast Corps, is that acceptable?
So am I supposed to feel sorry for him or not? I mean, I don’t, and I never will, but commit to an angle, shitty New Yorker piece.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So am I supposed to feel sorry for him or not? I mean, I don’t, and I never will, but commit to an angle, shitty New Yorker piece.
War: The crime so big, there’s no law against it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
War: The crime so big, there’s no law against it.
My t-shirt is raising a lot of questions etc.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My t-shirt is raising a lot of questions etc.
Great sword.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Great sword.
Just one huge Helen Thomas supercut
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just one huge Helen Thomas supercut
I feel like Bugs Bunny wouldn’t have fucked up this many third down conversions.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I feel like Bugs Bunny wouldn’t have fucked up this many third down conversions.
After the movie became a cult nerd hit, yeah. I own a copy.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
After the movie became a cult nerd hit, yeah. I own a copy.
In my neck of the woods we called it Suicide. And yes, that shit owned.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In my neck of the woods we called it Suicide. And yes, that shit owned.
No he’s a-not! He’s-a wearing a neck-a tie!
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
No he’s a-not! He’s-a wearing a neck-a tie!