The Vandrian Brotherhood
@thephalliccurator.bsky.social
A contemporary, personal, belief system inspired by the traditions of archaic Greek mentorship and mythical satyric cults focusing on our Four Foundations: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
Expose Penis wherever you can.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Expose Penis wherever you can.
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.
A simple example of cause-and-effect.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A simple example of cause-and-effect.
Some dads really want your big boy cock
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some dads really want your big boy cock
Loose, used, experienced bottoms are the perfect men for young men to lose their virginity to. Just slide in, unload. No need for condoms, and no unwanted pregnancies.
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Loose, used, experienced bottoms are the perfect men for young men to lose their virginity to. Just slide in, unload. No need for condoms, and no unwanted pregnancies.
Your brother and his friends were always so stoned or drunk that they didn't mind you hanging out with them.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Your brother and his friends were always so stoned or drunk that they didn't mind you hanging out with them.
The shirtless dads you saw last week are *still* fueling your nighttime masturbation fantasies.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The shirtless dads you saw last week are *still* fueling your nighttime masturbation fantasies.
Young men are always trying to show off for us.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Young men are always trying to show off for us.
The view of your furry, intact son makes you swell up with pride because you broke the cycle and kept him as nature intended.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The view of your furry, intact son makes you swell up with pride because you broke the cycle and kept him as nature intended.
Driving home cross-country from your first year of college, Uncle Bob's house was on the way so you spent the weekend. That was when you learned he was a nudist and the naked time you spent with him was the most freeing and satisfying moments of your life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Driving home cross-country from your first year of college, Uncle Bob's house was on the way so you spent the weekend. That was when you learned he was a nudist and the naked time you spent with him was the most freeing and satisfying moments of your life.
From bestfriends to boyfriends to husbands. Those early nights sharing a twin size bed built the foundation of their relationship.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
From bestfriends to boyfriends to husbands. Those early nights sharing a twin size bed built the foundation of their relationship.
It's that special time of year: horny college freshmen are back home, got rid of their virginity asap during the first semester and now on the apps looking for more dick, taking pics in their parents bathrooms. They can't host but most men who can host are old enough to be their Dads.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's that special time of year: horny college freshmen are back home, got rid of their virginity asap during the first semester and now on the apps looking for more dick, taking pics in their parents bathrooms. They can't host but most men who can host are old enough to be their Dads.
How boys kiss their Dad // how Dads kiss their boys
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How boys kiss their Dad // how Dads kiss their boys