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The Vandrian Curator
@thephalliccurator.bsky.social
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Overseer and promoter of the four tenants of Vandrian-Phallicism: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
You've accidentally raised a spoiled lil brat. He wont get out of bed until he's had his morning load.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
He's always admired his uncle and they trade progress pics and fitness tips daily. when he "accidentally" sent a boner pic his uncle responded with "dont be shy boy, nude progress pics from now on. we're locking in together"
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
Hair grows as protection for well-worn areas. This naturally smooth young man has the hair growth pattern of a natural bottom. His tight, youthful hole, will always make you feel like its his first time.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
Have you ever fallen in love with a boy just by eating his ass?
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
Timed it perfectly so his TA caught him in the stacks.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 2d
The first time you make your friend ejaculate is a special moment you'll both remember forever.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Is watching porn where the bottom looks kinda like your own boyfriend the slippery slope towards cuckoldry? 🤔😅
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Fully Natural Penis: unpierced, untrimmed, uncut.

By maintaining our Penises as close to nature as possible, we ensure that our penis' sensations are as similar to each other as possible. It builds Brotherhood knowing that when we stroke our Penises, its a shared feeling.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Brothers that hang out naked at home help with body confidence of young men.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Efficiently preparing each other for penetration.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Team sports fulfill 3 of the 4 Vandrian tenants which are essential for young men: mentorship under the coach, fitness, and brotherhood with your teammates.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Training naked is best for a young man's confidence. He'll be motivated to keep himself fit by seeing his peers' physiques. And of course the physical release after a hard training session helps young men stay on their routine as well.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
A public erection is just as natural and beautiful as a peacock spreading his tailfeathers. Your Penis is advertising that "this male is ready to ejaculate into a worthy hole"
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 4d
Your boy has grown so much since he went off to college. He barely fits on his twin bed at home now.

You also notice he barely fits in his briefs now too. Time for Dad's hand-me-downs.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 5d
Love it when smooth guys have a hairy surprise.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 5d
Sometimes you know as soon as he enters you that your hole will never be satisfied by any other Cock
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
"I can take it!"
"im more than 2 fingers boy"
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
As a Mentor its ok to expect sexual gratification in return for your hours spent on him.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
It's a pure form of love grounded in protection, mentorship. brotherhood, and being honest about Men's primal lustful instincts.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
He won the match so his mentors reward him.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
"let me milk the load out of this freshman real quick then ill take yours, bro. i can tell this virgin is about to nut anyway"
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 9d
Your Mentor guides you in phallic devotional every morning. He wants you to take the time to look at and appreciate your own penis
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 10d
Mentors should set an example with at-home nudity. Home nudity encourages a focus on fitness and health, which increases a young man's confidence.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 10d
Ever since you came out, your uncle and his husband have practically adopted you.
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The Vandrian Curator @thephalliccurator.bsky.social · 10d
Freely given in the woods // Man's greatest treasure