The Vandrian Brotherhood
@thephalliccurator.bsky.social
A contemporary, personal, belief system inspired by the traditions of archaic Greek mentorship and mythical satyric cults focusing on our Four Foundations: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
Regular and frequent ejaculation is healthy. So do it where ever you need to.
YA NEVER SEE THIS ON THE SIDEWALK FROM WOMEN!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…I LOVE MEN…AND I LOVE BEING A MAN!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…I LOVE MEN…AND I LOVE BEING A MAN!!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Regular and frequent ejaculation is healthy. So do it where ever you need to.
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
At any time or place, a novice may be called on to receive Penis and holy seed.
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You've been best friends with each other so long that your dads started hanging out with each other too.
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The look on your face when the primal, ancient, caveman part of your brain takes over after seeing a tight hole.
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You raised him right, and so he wanted to grow up just like you.
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when your buddy puts up a pride flag and then expects you to thank him for being a good ally.
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Young men are always desperate to look older, coming back from winter break with a wispy mustache to show off for their buddies.
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Masturbating in the living room is the dad-est power move you can make.
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This Thanksgiving weekend your uncles have started giving you the "we saw you from across the bar" look
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True words right here! 🥴 😈
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
True words right here! 🥴 😈
Expose Penis wherever you can.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Expose Penis wherever you can.
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As soon as us boys get home from school we enjoy the no clothes rule dad set for this household. I get to see all my older bros and dads big dicks!
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As soon as us boys get home from school we enjoy the no clothes rule dad set for this household. I get to see all my older bros and dads big dicks!
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Oh dad, this feels so weird I can feel something wanting to burst out of me. I have never touched my penis like this. I thought a penis was only for peeing?Just let it all go son, it will feel good I promise!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh dad, this feels so weird I can feel something wanting to burst out of me. I have never touched my penis like this. I thought a penis was only for peeing?Just let it all go son, it will feel good I promise!!!
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Demonstration is education.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Demonstrate ejaculation.
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ejaculations must always be witnessed. Make your Brothers proud to have seen it.
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
An ideal level of casual, normalized masturbation between young men.
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bring back the family computer, now it can be fully and openly dedicated to its not-so-secret purpose at the time: porn and masturbation.
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nothing is more rewarding than feeling a young man's seed cover your chest because your Penis just gave him his first hands-free orgasm.
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A timeless enterprise, tried and true. 🏛️📚
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A timeless enterprise, tried and true. 🏛️📚
The Brotherhood's "traditions of archaic Greek mentorship"
📚 “Ephεbophiliα” ✏️
is the primary sexual interest of an adult in adolescεnts.
In men, this interest specifically focuses on yουng men who are post-pυbescεnt, in the mid-to-late tεεnage stages of physical & emotional development—which is not linear—and/or early yουng adulthood.
is the primary sexual interest of an adult in adolescεnts.
In men, this interest specifically focuses on yουng men who are post-pυbescεnt, in the mid-to-late tεεnage stages of physical & emotional development—which is not linear—and/or early yουng adulthood.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Brotherhood's "traditions of archaic Greek mentorship"
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“His heritage to his chιΙdren wasn't words or possessions, but an unspoken treasure, the treasure of his example as a man and a father.”
— Will Rogers Jr.
— Will Rogers Jr.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
“His heritage to his chιΙdren wasn't words or possessions, but an unspoken treasure, the treasure of his example as a man and a father.”
— Will Rogers Jr.
— Will Rogers Jr.
A simple example of cause-and-effect.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A simple example of cause-and-effect.