Pat Edwards
@thepatedwards.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer
Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 BLM 🏳️⚧️
ThePatEdwards.com
StorytellersForge.com
Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer
Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 BLM 🏳️⚧️
ThePatEdwards.com
StorytellersForge.com
I thought these Peroni’s at my parents’ place tasted off…
See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)
See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I thought these Peroni’s at my parents’ place tasted off…
See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)
See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)
I stumbled onto a post in the “I Think You Should Leave” subreddit that takes quotes from show and uses them as the captions for classic Far Side comics and it’s insane how well it works
#TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit
#TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I stumbled onto a post in the “I Think You Should Leave” subreddit that takes quotes from show and uses them as the captions for classic Far Side comics and it’s insane how well it works
#TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit
#TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit
My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂
My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it.
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it.
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My 9yr old just told me I’m “giving hipster”
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October 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My 9yr old just told me I’m “giving hipster”
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In case you were worried that the sacred texts weren’t being passed down to the next generation, please look at what my 7 & 9 yr olds just did:
#CoolS
#CoolS
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In case you were worried that the sacred texts weren’t being passed down to the next generation, please look at what my 7 & 9 yr olds just did:
#CoolS
#CoolS
2 years & 2 months post #hipreplacement and your ol buddy Pat is out here hitting 900lbs on the squat press for reps.
#gym #fitness #recovery
#gym #fitness #recovery
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2 years & 2 months post #hipreplacement and your ol buddy Pat is out here hitting 900lbs on the squat press for reps.
#gym #fitness #recovery
#gym #fitness #recovery
Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!
The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My girls were making PBJs this morning for their lunches. They started to improv a song about making peanut butter & jelly sandwiches…
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My girls were making PBJs this morning for their lunches. They started to improv a song about making peanut butter & jelly sandwiches…
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I always hear about people going for a “Baki Build” in the #gym and the getting shredded part of that sounds very fun. Fortunately for me, I’m predisposed for the Mr. Incredible build which is a lot more fun in terms of diet
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I always hear about people going for a “Baki Build” in the #gym and the getting shredded part of that sounds very fun. Fortunately for me, I’m predisposed for the Mr. Incredible build which is a lot more fun in terms of diet
If you can find me
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you can find me
Lemon Rosemary Bourbon with an egg white
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lemon Rosemary Bourbon with an egg white
Perfect new gym shirt courtesy of my sister
June 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Perfect new gym shirt courtesy of my sister
Pre workout meal: peanut butter, honey, bacon, & banana sandwich plus a shake with 8 egg whites, Creatine, and some strawberries
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Pre workout meal: peanut butter, honey, bacon, & banana sandwich plus a shake with 8 egg whites, Creatine, and some strawberries
I’m bout to eat all these jalapeños that have been stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, & grilled.
June 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m bout to eat all these jalapeños that have been stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, & grilled.
Saw Gerrera voice: “You think I’m crazy? Yes! I am!”
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
May 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Saw Gerrera voice: “You think I’m crazy? Yes! I am!”
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
May the force be with you
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
May the force be with you