Pat Edwards
@thepatedwards.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈 BLM 🏳️‍⚧️ ThePatEdwards.com StorytellersForge.com
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I just gotta get through this week. I’m sure everything will calm down next week and I’ll be able to catch up on everything I need to. Yep. I’m sure of it.
Hey! You! You better join us. You better!
On Oct 23rd I'm taking some friends through a normal day at a normal space station where everything is probably fine.
So come watch myself, @nikahoward.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social @thepatedwards.bsky.social and @thebonelessone.bsky.social
Have a chill space time and raise some money.
A promotional image that reads: Mothership: A "horror" one shot to raise money for Multiple Sclerosis.

Starring Nika Howard (a picture of a smiling woman) 
Pat Edwards (a picture of a smiling strong man drinking coffee) Tim Lanning ( a bearded long haired man in glasses holds a large d20 die and smiles) and Brandon Draga (a smiling bearded man with a nice haircut )

More text: audience donations will affect the game! 
Twitch.tv/killurmonkey  Oct 23 7PM EST

And then a cartoon drawing of a 50s style boy with big gapped teeth points to the information and hes labeled Lil'Buddy
Nobody tells you that once you have a family/become a parent/own a home a truly ungodly percentage of your waking hours will be devoted to “figuring out food” and cleaning up
Reposted by Pat Edwards
Oh? What is this! This is concept art from The Dark Carnival's earlier stages! Comment below emojis on what you associated this concept art with :)

#STFStudios, #TTRPG, #5E, #Indie, #STF, #DnD, #RPG, #Fantasy, #tabletopgaming #tabletop #tabletopcommunity #ttrpgcommunity #DiAmorte #dnd
My 9yr old: “I swear if I wake up at ‘six oh seven’ tomorrow I’m gonna crash out”
Reposted by Pat Edwards
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
Universal Truth #372

A mass text/email with the subject “Friendly Reminder” is never ever friendly
Staring outside at my yard as it rains, resisting with all my might the urge to mutter, “We needed this”

#Dadthings
This is a real “old man yells at cloud moment” but holy shit, the gear usage among young people in gym culture is absolutely bonkers these days.

#tren #steroids #fitness
Honestly it was “GHOSTIES” that made me feel the need to share 😂
So this just happened

7yr old: “Dad are you working at home today?”

Me: “I’ll be in and out.”

Her: “Ok, I’ll call the ghosts to watch out for Shelly” (her plush bear)

Me: Uh, what?

Her: “GHOSTIES GHOSTIES COME OUT COME OUT!”

Me: “Maybe we don’t…”

Her: “It’s fine. They’re nice”

#SpookySeason
I feel like #LoveisBlind typically has like 1-2 couples that are normal-adjacent, 1-2 that could go either way, and 1-2 that are obvious train wrecks.

Season 9 is shaping up to be the “Oops! All Trainwrecks” of seasons.
I feel like decorum dictates I officially say “no comment” but I’m saying that with the biggest smirk and a wink 😉
I assume this goes through @thepatedwards.bsky.social's head at least a couple times a week.
Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!
The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:
Maybe I’m way off base here, but I feel like this path we’re on where more & more stuff is owned by fewer & fewer people is… NOT GREAT
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I think I remember a backlash against Aperol Spritz’s a while ago with people claiming that “no one actually likes them. They’re just being trendy” but let me tell you… I absolutely adore a crisp cold Aperol Spritz. Positively delightful