The Parabolic Panda
@theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
(He/Him) Level 35. Shiny Pokemon Hunter by night and weekends, programmer and tech enthusiast by day. Perpetual Cat Dad. PFP and Banner by TheBatclam.
#ShinyPokemon #DragonAge
#ShinyPokemon #DragonAge
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In two weeks, I do a soft return to Streaming with #DragonAge The Veilguard. Gonna play around with the sword and Shield build as "Captain Ferelden"
Cyberpunk 2077 is officially my first completed game of 2026! Next up on the ever-growing backlog, Spider-Man: Miles Morales!
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January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Cyberpunk 2077 is officially my first completed game of 2026! Next up on the ever-growing backlog, Spider-Man: Miles Morales!
What's a mundane task/chore that you actually like doing? For me, it's shredding old documents. Maybe it's the aspect of being destruction that's "allowed", but it's almost cathartic feeding in documents and watching them shred.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
What's a mundane task/chore that you actually like doing? For me, it's shredding old documents. Maybe it's the aspect of being destruction that's "allowed", but it's almost cathartic feeding in documents and watching them shred.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Does anyone else get FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) in RPGs which leads to doing quests you normally wouldn't do? Cyberpunk is really good for that. "Oh you found found a Brain Dance just chilling in a dumpster? One of those things that will literally dig into your brain? Let's give it a try!
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January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Does anyone else get FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) in RPGs which leads to doing quests you normally wouldn't do? Cyberpunk is really good for that. "Oh you found found a Brain Dance just chilling in a dumpster? One of those things that will literally dig into your brain? Let's give it a try!
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The council has spoken. The new curry team is complete.
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The council has spoken. The new curry team is complete.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077, and honestly it's been a lot of fun. The story is great, and since I'm on easy mode I'm having no problem tearing through ne'er-do-wells with my electric blade hands... Great stuff
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January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077, and honestly it's been a lot of fun. The story is great, and since I'm on easy mode I'm having no problem tearing through ne'er-do-wells with my electric blade hands... Great stuff
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January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Im live shiny hunting for the first time this year! See you over at: Twitch.com/materkri
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January 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Im live shiny hunting for the first time this year! See you over at: Twitch.com/materkri
Happy New Year folks! Pokemon turns 30 this year, let's make 2026 epic!
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January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Happy New Year folks! Pokemon turns 30 this year, let's make 2026 epic!
It's literally just a second thinly veiled metaphor for racism = bad. I wonder what the animals will be racist against next movie.
‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ has become Walt Disney Animation’s highest grossing film of all time.
The film has earned $1.46B globally so far.
The film has earned $1.46B globally so far.
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's literally just a second thinly veiled metaphor for racism = bad. I wonder what the animals will be racist against next movie.
I think I want to stream and chat more on Bluesky this upcoming year. Gif unrelated, unless you want to chat about it.
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December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think I want to stream and chat more on Bluesky this upcoming year. Gif unrelated, unless you want to chat about it.
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
After 11,198 checks and 578 Alphas, Shiny Alpha Fennekin is home! #ShinyPokemon
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
After 11,198 checks and 578 Alphas, Shiny Alpha Fennekin is home! #ShinyPokemon
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Shiny Charm acquired! Time to see how long it takes to get a Shiny Living Dex in this game DAY 1!
LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shiny Charm acquired! Time to see how long it takes to get a Shiny Living Dex in this game DAY 1!
LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
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October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Loving #PokemonLegendsZA so far. Second day in caught some shinies while training and progressing the story. #ShinyPokemon
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Loving #PokemonLegendsZA so far. Second day in caught some shinies while training and progressing the story. #ShinyPokemon
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A Parabolic Stream? In THIS Economy!?
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Captain Ferelden Throws His Mighty Shield Once More @theparabolicpanda !2hearts
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September 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A Parabolic Stream? In THIS Economy!?
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