Theo Lorenz (theonicole)
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole)
@theotrix.bsky.social
Cat wrangler, creative gremlin, professional house snooper, tired. They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Conveniently, it has a “Report spam?” button underneath the message!
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It was weirdly fine? My immediate reaction was like “Oh, some mean old lady fell.” No anxiety, no grief, just indifference. Pretty sure my therapist is gonna let me pick from the prize bucket for that achievement!
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think the fall warning thing is an optional setting she turned on recently. I got three warnings in half an hour last night, and my phone asked if I wanted to mark them as spam 😆
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pip and I have shopped at Fare For All on and off for years. Their packs are basic staples, and they also have a few unique items for individual sale, like desserts or holiday dishes. Plus if you’re weak against subscription boxes and gachapon machines like I am, it comes with a free dopamine boost!
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That book sounds WILD 😆

One of the first assignments in my freshman year painting class was painting an all-white still life without using any black or pure white! It’s an incredible hands-on way to teach color theory
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Thank youuuu I’m so happy with it
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ain’t she just?
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
💕
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Christ, that is some industrial strength pettiness
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Business in front, goose in the back
September 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM