Emily of the Azure Atmosphere
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Emily of the Azure Atmosphere
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Clergy, student, single mom, occasional blogger. Working out this call to preach and the story God is telling in me.
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The first time I ever had a tweet do numbers was when I said Bill Clinton absolutely abused his power, and his wife defending him is part of why she didn't get elected.

Ain't nobody defending Bill Clinton out here.
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I've been receiving anonymous packages from my Amazon wishlist. I know y'all are involved.

Thank you.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Parents of teens and tweens, what kind of monitoring do you have on their phones, and what ages are your kids? My kids want to know.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I, too, have failed a paper in which I cited the Bible.
As a Relion major at a Christian university.
Because it was badly written.
Can I claim persecution, too?
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I worked in a rural east TN school cafeteria during Obama's first administration. MAHA can't gaslight me into thinking they care about health.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yall. Tip your delivery people. And if you're ordering door dash during a tornado watch or other severe weather event, tip them more.
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Emily of the Azure Atmosphere
It really is okay to want everyone to thrive, not just the people nearby who look like you
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh my word, "Ruin the Friendship." Ouch.
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A thing you probably could have figured out about me: I listen to the clean versions of explicit albums.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's been awhile since I've worked with teenagers, and I've lived a whole lot of life since then. So in discussing 1 Corinthians 6 and 7 with them, I got real blunt and said,
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Prayers appreciated. Im about to finalize negotiations on a vehicle.
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In a perfect world, everyone would make enough money to live on, nobody would have to ask for child support, and transmissions in minivans wouldn't suddenly give up. But here we are.
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm really blown away by this. In a million years, I couldn't have imagined my car dying a sudden death one day and shopping for a replacement the next.
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The only reason I don't spill tea is because I have too much class for that. And I hope people are thankful.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have three neurodivergent kids. (Dyslexia, ADHD, and very likely on the spectrum)
Guess what? I have all the ADHD symptoms, and their dad has all kinds of tism.
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
gofund.me/a6f2b2219

My sweet friend Michelle started a go fund me to help me replace my beloved minivan. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Donate to Help a single mom replace her car, organized by Michelle Steinmetz
Emily is a hardworking and dedicated single mom who always puts her family first.… Michelle Steinmetz needs your support for Help a single mom replace her car
gofund.me
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Apparently I need a new car. And the money to buy it.
September 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
See also: Michael Weatherly.
I'm not sure what it says about me that one of my first crushes was Bernard from The Santa Clause (IYKYK), and I think my type is still David Krumholtz.
September 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This week in unnecessary censorship...
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Talked to my sons this morning about what kinds of circles they've come across on the internet, and reminded them that they should always beware of extremist thinking no matter which side it comes from.

"We know, mom."

Yeah, but I still have to say it.
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm not sure what it says about me that one of my first crushes was Bernard from The Santa Clause (IYKYK), and I think my type is still David Krumholtz.
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If I ever say something about going on dating apps again for any reason, please remind me that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She had a project to make a slideshow that showed the steps of a recipe. So she insisted on actually making the recipe so she could share them with her class.
August 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Okay, I give up. What was "woke" about the new Cracker Barrell logo?
August 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm not celebrating or anything today, but I do think I'm going to start smiling when I see a man at a stop light.
August 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM