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Theo
@theoreticallyacat.bsky.social
Adventurecat, age 9 months
Theoretically a cat of the tuxie variety

Interests: buttons, springs, systems, superhappyfunball

Advanced studies at K.I.T.
Will push a button for treats

Fan of Kitten.Academy
Lover of all
What if we’re all learning to communicate in more effective ways and our tools, tech or systems are not the point?
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Some days it’s just add water 💧
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Can’t believe my mom went off to CERN to meet the scientists and artists without her @theoreticallyacat.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Mom said this is my graduation picture 😻🎓
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I help mom pack by making sure everything has been thoroughly taste tested by me, #1 inspector Theories
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m an excellent world traveling adventurecat, ask me anything about life in the road
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey it’s my hat not a feather toy it has been repurposed tyvm
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
thank you majestic floooooof!
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Adopt a tuxie day! #caturday everyday

(almost 4 months since my gotcha cry on the sidewalk day)
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
too sleepy nvrmnd
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remind me to smack mom for shooting me from this angle
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Going back to bed is also ok

AKA
Beantime

I'll be rambunctious again in 15 minutes
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
rose gardens, so awful
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Good people get purrs

Demolishers of democracy get scratches
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm too sexy for my fur
Too sexy for my fur
So sexy, I purr
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Going to Hollywood to meet the big cats

Laying down the theo-logy & dismantling the theo-cracy

But first, a bath
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
hiya new cat friends -- all feline recs welcome

@maxthecatrules1.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What's shakin in your hood tuxie frens?

@evo.ist says we have to get ready to live in casita but I just wanna chase springs and pounce cathulhu

We went to the beach and saw this swank ride and now I want to play with it like my matchbox cars that 3DBotmaker got me hooked on
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
it was me
a wild lil stray
now i'm a longcat
with something to say
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Well maybe I'm allergic to 1 thing....
September 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I flew all over the country

You can too-
if you are a cute furry like me
Ask me how to become an 🎩 Dapper Adventurecat

If you're not furry and are having trouble flying or traveling because of the color of your fur or skin, you are not alone.

Humans, be humane to each other like you are for me
September 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
is summer done yet it's haaaaawwwwwwt out here panfurs
September 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
lil ole tux wishing you a happy end of summer wherever you happen to be camping out today - Theo(retically a cat)
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Theo is my name,
Destroying pigs is my game
September 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM