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Theo
@theoreticallyacat.bsky.social
Adventurecat, age 9 months
Theoretically a cat of the tuxie variety

Interests: buttons, springs, systems, superhappyfunball

Advanced studies at K.I.T.
Will push a button for treats

Fan of Kitten.Academy
Lover of all
Pinned
Mom said this is my graduation picture 😻🎓
What if we’re all learning to communicate in more effective ways and our tools, tech or systems are not the point?
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s ok, I’ll catch a lizard for you 🦎
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Can’t believe my mom went off to CERN to meet the scientists and artists without her @theoreticallyacat.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Theo
🐾Hi from her new furry friend @theoreticallyacat.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Mom said this is my graduation picture 😻🎓
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I help mom pack by making sure everything has been thoroughly taste tested by me, #1 inspector Theories
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m an excellent world traveling adventurecat, ask me anything about life in the road
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey it’s my hat not a feather toy it has been repurposed tyvm
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Adopt a tuxie day! #caturday everyday

(almost 4 months since my gotcha cry on the sidewalk day)
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
too sleepy nvrmnd
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remind me to smack mom for shooting me from this angle
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Going back to bed is also ok

AKA
Beantime

I'll be rambunctious again in 15 minutes
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Good people get purrs

Demolishers of democracy get scratches
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm too sexy for my fur
Too sexy for my fur
So sexy, I purr
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Going to Hollywood to meet the big cats

Laying down the theo-logy & dismantling the theo-cracy

But first, a bath
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Reposted by Theo
There is an animal rescue organization in Cummings, Georgia called FurKids. Yesterday their transport van heading to Vermont with 37 cats aboard was involved in a serious accident on I-85 south of mile marker 147, Jackson Co. 35 cats have been recovered and are safe.

Two cats are still missing.
October 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
hiya new cat friends -- all feline recs welcome

@maxthecatrules1.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What's shakin in your hood tuxie frens?

@evo.ist says we have to get ready to live in casita but I just wanna chase springs and pounce cathulhu

We went to the beach and saw this swank ride and now I want to play with it like my matchbox cars that 3DBotmaker got me hooked on
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
it was me
a wild lil stray
now i'm a longcat
with something to say
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Coming soon to a sink near you: The Shining (2025)
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And now from our UK cat correspondent,
here's your scratch of the day
Has Melania joined witness protection?
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Well maybe I'm allergic to 1 thing....
September 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
aw ma, let me cook
September 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM