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Theo Galison / METAL_PLAY
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Writer, Developer, Gamer | He/Him
Head Thingie @dewbow.life
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/metalplay
My return to streaming is kicking off right now!

We're picking right up where I left off with a fan-made sequel mod for the game OMORI.

twitch.tv/TheoGalison
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am returning to streaming starting TOMORROW NIGHT at 5 PM CDT!

Subdermal Gazette comes roaring back to life with a Halloween Special where I play a fan-made "sequel" to a certain game that's been played quite often over the last few years...
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In a hilarious twist of irony, here I am almost three years later thinking about actually making a Lettuce Milk Smoothie.

Maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds...
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I've officially earned my old person status now. 🤣
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saying that this game is "kinda hard" is like saying that water is "kinda wet" 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sometimes you're just a little less than perfect, and that's okay. 😌
October 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You ever have the urge to tease/announce something but also don't want to out of concern that something could come up to cause a delay?

...Not that it's ever happened to me before. 😅
September 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
1.) This is not a "me" problem, this is common lately as per /r/discover

2.) It's a website problem, I dunno what the fresh hell my account type has to do with it.

3a.) I've never heard of an support team reach out in comments, usually it's like "let's DM and I can help you."
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"...so, spread the love to them today!"
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yesterday Me: *complains about everything being pumpkin spiced*

Today Me:
September 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My capture card loves to do wacky stuff. It looks 100% fine on the actual TV while it occasionally does this on the capture. Primarily when I'm in areas of heavy dithering.

And it seems to be limited to my Xbox. The original Sonic 2 on Switch Online doesn't do this at all. So bizarre. 🤔
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm not a physician or a biologist, but I feel like I'm light years ahead of these spammers. 🤣

The thing that disappoints me the most is the missed opportunity to call this product "Shamboof"
September 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
February 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Could be worse, he could be flooding it with orange juice.

(Jokes aside, I love that they went this route to keep the episode from getting banned.)
December 9, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I installed Krita, and it recognized my tablet flawlessly... now I need to find some tutorials on both how to use Krita to its fullest potential and not draw hot garbage like this image I did a long time ago on CSP of me... standing next to some hot garbage.
November 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Small and simple. No fancy tricks and the content comes first. I don't think I would have it any other way... 🤔
November 2, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Wow. Joining Bluesky feels both super-recent and yet so far ago.
September 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
November 20, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🎶 JALAPENO~. JALAPENO~. 🎶
November 19, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Narrator: He did, indeed, get locked out again.

For really, this is grade-A prime PATHETIC. I'm not even mad, I'm laughing my ass off right now.
November 19, 2023 at 12:00 AM