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Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).

Scan, discard, select, move on.
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Let me get changed and we can talk about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The picture
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The only three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever.

This is how I shall enter the room
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Attention! Attention!!

My life goal is to be this bitchy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh and Kathy Baker? Please.
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’ll be posting this again in a month!
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Natalie was always the best!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Even if Marcia got bitched out of anything even close to an interesting storyline
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dear Jeopardy, this is becoming too much!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me: Tom Cruise absolutely does not have an Oscar.

Also me: Yay! Dolly Parton has an Oscar!
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Paul
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM