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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · Nov 19

Me in therapy

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And I know I could’ve declared a 4th show, but I didn’t want to elevate narration I was lukewarm about! So fuck off, Wonder Years and/or Sex and the City!!

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Tv shows with my favorite use of narrators

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 5h

“Tell Circe I did it” moment

And make me stop stupid tweeting/skeeting/skweeting in between classes

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 8h

Just asserted that I’d really like to have my own “Tell Circe I did it moment.”

And no, I’m not gonna murder!!

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d

#MyMatteo

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This thread has been sponsored by

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d

Also, me to Mike Johnson

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d

What if Mike Johnson called Congress back with a musical evite and wrote “Folks, in the immortal words of Madonna ‘Music makes the people come together!’”

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d

🎶 Every little thing you do is tragic! 🎶

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

Sure... Monday

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

a cartoon character from south park says " what what whaaat ? "

ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " what what whaaat ? "

media.tenor.com

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

Not a snow day

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

Back to school night

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"No pay, great exposure!"

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

Back to school night

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"No pay, great exposure!"

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

Something quietly splendid!!

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

I’m rewatching as we speak and I think I would join a Jeannie Abruzzo led cult.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

A mid October reminder that an amazing and easy Halloween costume would be Jury Duty’s Jeannie Abruzzo

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

I just like how much Lorne detests the people he's hired.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

SNL’s funniest move is its regularly outsourcing all the headline roles to people who aren’t in the current cast SNL hired.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d

#RIPDianeKeaton
Is it weird that the first Diane Keaton thing I think of is her delightful, but more bizarro Something's Gotta Give Golden Globes speech? (at 44 seconds) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBw...

Diane Keaton Wins Best Actress Motion Picture Musical or Comedy - Golden Globes 2004

YouTube video by Awards Show Network

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If I’m ever on Jeopardy and if I get a daily double, I’m gonna be like, “I never really cared about saying this, but, fine, let’s make it a true daily double,”

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 5d

(Grammatically ‘whom’ is correct, but then you might the very answer to your catty conversation starter!!)

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 5d

A fun conversation starter at your workplace is: You wanna know who I kinda hate talking to?

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The show should have been called The Awakening of Jessica Tate

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Booooo

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The opening credits are so great. I love a television narrator:

The only thing Jessica would change about life, if she could, is that she would set it to music.

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