Paul
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Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).
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Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
To my colleague who is such a comrade in winter weather (snow days): Please understand the concept of flurries.
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
To my colleague who is such a comrade in winter weather (snow days): Please understand the concept of flurries.
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
Just arrived at the grocery store where I quickly learned I left my wallet at home and left my keys in the ignition and tis the season for such a classic of a refrain: Way to go, Paul, you impossible fool.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just arrived at the grocery store where I quickly learned I left my wallet at home and left my keys in the ignition and tis the season for such a classic of a refrain: Way to go, Paul, you impossible fool.
Janet Leigh: I’ve told you there’s nothing wrong… except I’m in a hurry and you’re taking up my time.
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Janet Leigh: I’ve told you there’s nothing wrong… except I’m in a hurry and you’re taking up my time.
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Gross dude: Are you unhappy?
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gross dude: Are you unhappy?
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Don’t underestimate a good storm out?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don’t underestimate a good storm out?
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
My Blue Heaven is a Thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My Blue Heaven is a Thanksgiving movie
May you all here from a sibling:
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
May you all here from a sibling:
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
You know what I’m most unthankful for?
That colleague who unironically wanted to give me an inspirational sticker for my laptop.
That colleague who unironically wanted to give me an inspirational sticker for my laptop.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You know what I’m most unthankful for?
That colleague who unironically wanted to give me an inspirational sticker for my laptop.
That colleague who unironically wanted to give me an inspirational sticker for my laptop.
Well I guess I have to make a cheesecake and save Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well I guess I have to make a cheesecake and save Thanksgiving
A relative just asked to see a picture of me and I was all
“Did you see me there? That’s me in the corner… that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion, and I’m trying to keep up with you, but I don’t know if I can do it”
“Did you see me there? That’s me in the corner… that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion, and I’m trying to keep up with you, but I don’t know if I can do it”
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A relative just asked to see a picture of me and I was all
“Did you see me there? That’s me in the corner… that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion, and I’m trying to keep up with you, but I don’t know if I can do it”
“Did you see me there? That’s me in the corner… that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion, and I’m trying to keep up with you, but I don’t know if I can do it”
Oh, just the stand alone Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman film!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh, just the stand alone Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman film!!
Was worried Jane Krakowski would pull a diva move and bail on a matinee, the day before thanksgiving, but then I remembered that (pivotal) phone call I made…….
“You’ve reached Broadway Professionalism… Jane speaking”
“You’ve reached Broadway Professionalism… Jane speaking”
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Was worried Jane Krakowski would pull a diva move and bail on a matinee, the day before thanksgiving, but then I remembered that (pivotal) phone call I made…….
“You’ve reached Broadway Professionalism… Jane speaking”
“You’ve reached Broadway Professionalism… Jane speaking”
Off to see Jane Krakowski in Oh, Mary! where I will gently remind those sitting around me in the Left Mezzanine that she gave the most haunting performance in Bojack Horseman.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Off to see Jane Krakowski in Oh, Mary! where I will gently remind those sitting around me in the Left Mezzanine that she gave the most haunting performance in Bojack Horseman.
All Her Fault: the trash show savior you didn’t know you needed, Paul
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
All Her Fault: the trash show savior you didn’t know you needed, Paul
Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
Tis the season when everyone should morph into Julia Roberts in August: Osage County!!
(Remember, for the second half, she’s mostly in pajamas!)
youtu.be/eHPsIbfNcLQ
(Remember, for the second half, she’s mostly in pajamas!)
youtu.be/eHPsIbfNcLQ
August: Osage County Movie CLIP - Eat Your Fish (2013) - Julia Roberts Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon
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November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tis the season when everyone should morph into Julia Roberts in August: Osage County!!
(Remember, for the second half, she’s mostly in pajamas!)
youtu.be/eHPsIbfNcLQ
(Remember, for the second half, she’s mostly in pajamas!)
youtu.be/eHPsIbfNcLQ
The only three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The only three spirits
Lyric change:
🎶If they can see me now,
What would they even know,
Doing some things,
Having some blow🎶
🎶If they can see me now,
What would they even know,
Doing some things,
Having some blow🎶
1988 Kathie Lee Gifford sings for Carnival Cruises
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lyric change:
🎶If they can see me now,
What would they even know,
Doing some things,
Having some blow🎶
🎶If they can see me now,
What would they even know,
Doing some things,
Having some blow🎶
Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever.
This is how I shall enter the room
This is how I shall enter the room
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever.
This is how I shall enter the room
This is how I shall enter the room