God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Knowing Sylvester, I wouldn't put it past him to pick up a random stray and claim to be his dad just to have an underling to boss around. It would make all of his pratfalling even more satisfying.

I forgot, so it didn't.

You can always commission an Etsy artist to attempt a recreation.

Gotta love when they glork it.

The thing I've always hated most about the Geoffs is all of the WORLD PREMIERES. Instead of taking time to celebrate the past year of games, most of the show is marketing future releases like it's an E3 conference. It's also what most people watch for because hype culture is a widespread disease.

When someone shits the bed, you wash the sheets and maybe even buy a new mattress. You do not set up air fresheners because sleeping in shit is your life now.

If they're going to try and bring GoT back simply because brand recognition is like crack to executives almost as much as crack itself, they could at least be brave enough to mulligan the last couple seasons of the show. Partially reboot it rather than commit to all of the character assassination.