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@themikeheld.bsky.social
I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?

Wife guy. Girl dad.
he said, tennisingly
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
yo, dawg, we put hats on yo' hat so you can wear a hat while you wear yo' hat.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this one alone is worth 50000
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
hell yeah, brother, it's us and a team called from the isthmian league
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
babe, wake up, new 4 hours defunctland video just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
she's very into the pets this morning
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my wife would divorce me if I sent her this
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
pin featuring Roger Maris Jr.'s dad
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
still wondering if john lennon enjoyed gaucho as one of his last acts
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
remembering fondly only knowing cabinet members because they put up 20/11/6 in the celebrity all star game.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
THERAPIST: Don't worry. Village People Landry Shamet isn't real. He can't hurt you.

VILLAGE PEOPLE LANDRY SHAMET:
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
when your ashamed to admit who the wizards drafted first overall in 2001
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
remember this from last year lmao
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
🆒
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
for all your emote needs
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
a powerful senator named Charles Entertainment Cheese
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
here's something annoying.

executive orders being confused for laws.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
wow, actually push notification worthy
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
feel like shit, just want her back
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
if my experience was actually important to you, @syracuse.com, you'ld let me use my ad blocker on your website.

not like the adblocker blocks the scores of GenAI SponCon your website hosts weekly.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM