The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
He’s just background noise that real people can tune out while carrying on actual adult conversation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He’s just background noise that real people can tune out while carrying on actual adult conversation.
It’s the Gulf of Mexico
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s the Gulf of Mexico
Ordered $100 worth of Chinese food last night to get us through Wednesday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Ordered $100 worth of Chinese food last night to get us through Wednesday.
What’s weird is he normally delivers on his promises.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What’s weird is he normally delivers on his promises.
When I get confused I just ask this guy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
When I get confused I just ask this guy.
That was point 29
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
That was point 29
Right because he’d put a 250% tariff on lemons and RFK would announce that lemonade causes bunions.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Right because he’d put a 250% tariff on lemons and RFK would announce that lemonade causes bunions.
Because oversight and accountability might as well by Greek mythology.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Because oversight and accountability might as well by Greek mythology.
I need more potato.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I need more potato.
This is why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless. And you can point to two things:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires will control everything and use us as pawns against one another.
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires will control everything and use us as pawns against one another.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless. And you can point to two things:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires will control everything and use us as pawns against one another.
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires will control everything and use us as pawns against one another.
What balls?
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What balls?
I see I’m not the only one triggered by the “Americans are too busy to care” lyric in this song.
Maybe read the room.
Maybe read the room.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I see I’m not the only one triggered by the “Americans are too busy to care” lyric in this song.
Maybe read the room.
Maybe read the room.
We the Suckers
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We the Suckers
Isn’t he like my age? (I’m 54)
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Isn’t he like my age? (I’m 54)
His autographed bible says how great thou tariffs art.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
His autographed bible says how great thou tariffs art.
Here’s an idea - QUIT WORSHIPPING A PIECE OF SHIT.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here’s an idea - QUIT WORSHIPPING A PIECE OF SHIT.
December 1 used to be my official launch date. But our world is polluted with so much unrest right now that I made an exception this year. Plus my kids are all coming home this week so my holiday celebration begins today.
Bring it on, Mariah.
Bring it on, Mariah.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
December 1 used to be my official launch date. But our world is polluted with so much unrest right now that I made an exception this year. Plus my kids are all coming home this week so my holiday celebration begins today.
Bring it on, Mariah.
Bring it on, Mariah.
Depends - Where was the turkey on January 6?
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Depends - Where was the turkey on January 6?
I’d totally smash that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’d totally smash that.
Might I recommend impeach cobbler?
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Might I recommend impeach cobbler?