The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
Imagine a government that’s as serious about breaking into our cars and homes illegally as they are about us wearing comfy clothes on flights.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Imagine a government that’s as serious about breaking into our cars and homes illegally as they are about us wearing comfy clothes on flights.
Every day I’m reminded that the most annoying sound in our universe is the YouTube TV startup chime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every day I’m reminded that the most annoying sound in our universe is the YouTube TV startup chime.
Almond Joy but with Mounds dark chocolate. Make it happen, Peter Paul.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Almond Joy but with Mounds dark chocolate. Make it happen, Peter Paul.
Michigan state police just responded to a bomb threat at the home of Senator Slotkin. I wonder who inspired that?
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Michigan state police just responded to a bomb threat at the home of Senator Slotkin. I wonder who inspired that?
The Supremacist Court just blocked the lower court decision in the Texas gerrymandering case because it was the white thing to do.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Supremacist Court just blocked the lower court decision in the Texas gerrymandering case because it was the white thing to do.
My wife bought one of those tiny 4K projectors on tik tok for probably $20 just because she thought I’d like the fake window scenes and she was 100% on the money with that call.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My wife bought one of those tiny 4K projectors on tik tok for probably $20 just because she thought I’d like the fake window scenes and she was 100% on the money with that call.
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Impeach cobbler
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Impeach cobbler
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
Permacloud season is here.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Permacloud season is here.
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
You can’t spell president without epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You can’t spell president without epstein.
While we’re at it can we rename the Justice Department?
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
While we’re at it can we rename the Justice Department?
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
trump’s approval rating is so low it’s barely legal.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
trump’s approval rating is so low it’s barely legal.
trump is investigating Clinton so he has a buddy in prison. That will be his one big beautiful bill forever.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
trump is investigating Clinton so he has a buddy in prison. That will be his one big beautiful bill forever.
Ground Air Force One. He’s a flight risk.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ground Air Force One. He’s a flight risk.
Matthew Dowd: Awful words lead to awful actions.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Matthew Dowd: Awful words lead to awful actions.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Monday: blue
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Monday: blue
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love