Pat Johnston
@themeltingpat.bsky.social
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Oh hey! I'm Pat. I like baseball, video games, & rasslin.
I host a podcast called The Melting Pat. I hosted 4 radio shows years ago (sports, music, rasslin, & general talk/culture) & mashed them together. New episode every Saturday!
I have a smokin hot wife & we have a handsome melting bebe. Sup?
I host a podcast called The Melting Pat. I hosted 4 radio shows years ago (sports, music, rasslin, & general talk/culture) & mashed them together. New episode every Saturday!
I have a smokin hot wife & we have a handsome melting bebe. Sup?
Maybe like 22 people listen to my show every week and that is insane. A classroom of people take time to hear to me yell about stuff from my house. Absolutely wild.
And I 🪙 love each one of them 🥰
And I 🪙 love each one of them 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Maybe like 22 people listen to my show every week and that is insane. A classroom of people take time to hear to me yell about stuff from my house. Absolutely wild.
And I 🪙 love each one of them 🥰
And I 🪙 love each one of them 🥰
Episode 569 is up!
Pat plays music from Peter Hunt & The Great Outdoors (3:09), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:24), and shares a Patreon-exclusive about how Harriet Tubman apparently never existed (11:39).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from Peter Hunt & The Great Outdoors (3:09), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:24), and shares a Patreon-exclusive about how Harriet Tubman apparently never existed (11:39).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Episode 569 is up!
Pat plays music from Peter Hunt & The Great Outdoors (3:09), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:24), and shares a Patreon-exclusive about how Harriet Tubman apparently never existed (11:39).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from Peter Hunt & The Great Outdoors (3:09), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:24), and shares a Patreon-exclusive about how Harriet Tubman apparently never existed (11:39).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Happy birthday, MEWTWO
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Happy birthday, MEWTWO
Episode 568 is up!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:53), Pat welcomes back Paul McCoy from 12 Stones (4:45).
They chat about married life, being an independent artist vs having a label, Uber Eats, & more before playing the band’s new single.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:53), Pat welcomes back Paul McCoy from 12 Stones (4:45).
They chat about married life, being an independent artist vs having a label, Uber Eats, & more before playing the band’s new single.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Episode 568 is up!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:53), Pat welcomes back Paul McCoy from 12 Stones (4:45).
They chat about married life, being an independent artist vs having a label, Uber Eats, & more before playing the band’s new single.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:53), Pat welcomes back Paul McCoy from 12 Stones (4:45).
They chat about married life, being an independent artist vs having a label, Uber Eats, & more before playing the band’s new single.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Gonna be late for work today because every mode of transportation I use was delayed.
This would not be an issue if I could still work from home full-time.
This would not be an issue if I could still work from home full-time.
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Gonna be late for work today because every mode of transportation I use was delayed.
This would not be an issue if I could still work from home full-time.
This would not be an issue if I could still work from home full-time.
I saw some comments on a Rise Against post saying "I'm out, you're on the wrong side" and shit like that. (They're doing a concert with Tom Morello in Minnesota on Friday.)
I'm not jumping in to ask but I need to wonder aloud:
What, exactly, did these people think the band was rising against?
I'm not jumping in to ask but I need to wonder aloud:
What, exactly, did these people think the band was rising against?
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I saw some comments on a Rise Against post saying "I'm out, you're on the wrong side" and shit like that. (They're doing a concert with Tom Morello in Minnesota on Friday.)
I'm not jumping in to ask but I need to wonder aloud:
What, exactly, did these people think the band was rising against?
I'm not jumping in to ask but I need to wonder aloud:
What, exactly, did these people think the band was rising against?
The boy asked to watch Viva la Bam so I think we're doing great as parents over here!
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The boy asked to watch Viva la Bam so I think we're doing great as parents over here!
Episode 567 is up!
Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Episode 567 is up!
Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Episode 566 is up!
Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25).
Woooo! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25).
Woooo! Crap open a cold one!
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Episode 566 is up!
Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25).
Woooo! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25).
Woooo! Crap open a cold one!
Reposted by Pat Johnston
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
People who claim to want small government sure are quiet about the government doing heinous, overreaching shit every damn day.
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
People who claim to want small government sure are quiet about the government doing heinous, overreaching shit every damn day.
Oh hey! This week I want to know:
What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?
What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Oh hey! This week I want to know:
What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?
What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?
Had to relocate from the garage to the main room of the basement so I made myself a little booth.
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Had to relocate from the garage to the main room of the basement so I made myself a little booth.
Episode 565 is up!
Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Episode 565 is up!
Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
More fucking water in my home office so I have to relocate to the main part of the basement again. Annoyed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
More fucking water in my home office so I have to relocate to the main part of the basement again. Annoyed.
Oh hey! For this week, I want to know:
If you were being sworn in to public office, which book would you use?
If you were being sworn in to public office, which book would you use?
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Oh hey! For this week, I want to know:
If you were being sworn in to public office, which book would you use?
If you were being sworn in to public office, which book would you use?
Episode 564 is up!
Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Episode 564 is up!
Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
This thread is wild. The president is in awful shape and is, naturally, being an absolute pineapple about it.
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This thread is wild. The president is in awful shape and is, naturally, being an absolute pineapple about it.
I recorded two podcast episodes, edited a third, and posted a bonus episode to Patreon (going live tomorrow morning!). What a productive day for ol Pat!
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I recorded two podcast episodes, edited a third, and posted a bonus episode to Patreon (going live tomorrow morning!). What a productive day for ol Pat!
Got an email to my band account saying they were "looking for talent and you would be a great fit."
We have not released any music since 2021 lol
We have not released any music since 2021 lol
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Got an email to my band account saying they were "looking for talent and you would be a great fit."
We have not released any music since 2021 lol
We have not released any music since 2021 lol
Episode 563 is up!
Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Episode 563 is up!
Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Episode 562 is up!
Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55).
Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER!
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55).
Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER!
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Episode 562 is up!
Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55).
Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER!
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55).
Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER!
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
The Boy asked to watch Beavis and Butthead so we are watching Beavis and Butthead
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Boy asked to watch Beavis and Butthead so we are watching Beavis and Butthead
Episode 561 is up!
Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Episode 561 is up!
Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!