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themellers.bsky.social
@themellers.bsky.social
💙💛 Childless Cat Lady. Middle-class Woman of Certain Age.
All the supermarkets have Valentines Day Meal Deals on offer currently.
I'm very proud to announce that I've made a spreadsheet of all the menu choices available
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February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I think I'd pass on Stella's shitty ring #TheArchersOmnibus
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
No, YOU'RE crying #nessundorma #winterolympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
As refreshing change of musical direction there from Baccarat #totp
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Is one of B*witched wearing a Michael Fabricant wig? #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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"It's Tina", says Middlemas.

I had three guesses at which Tina and I still wasn't right. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Who? #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Boyzone boiling the Ocean. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Oh god He's back. With 'schomething to tell ya, schomething to say' #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Classic Steps choreo - all the same moves but not necessarily in the same order #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Spoke too soon #WestZone #totp
Travis, Btitney, Manics - things have picked up since I last tuned in on a Friday #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Travis, Btitney, Manics - things have picked up since I last tuned in on a Friday #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
That's Britney btw - not jug-eared whinger Stipe #toto
One of the greatest pop singles of all time. Still slaps #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
One of the greatest pop singles of all time. Still slaps #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Chaos. Worst set of Traitors ever. But boy, is it entertaining #TraitorsIreland
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Irish Traitors catch up time. Let's all talk over each other and drink 10 gallons of tea #TraitorsIreland
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Whiterabbits Whiterabbits Whiterabbits 🐇🐇🐇
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
MUPPET FLAIL. I CAN'T EVEN. #BoneTemple
Off to see Bone Temple later 💀
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Off to see Bone Temple later 💀
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
@drmjones.bsky.social New Welsh murder drama klaxon! Under Salt Marsh starts this w/e. Will give it a go and see if its as bad as that last one - its set in Wales AND got floods. All the key factors
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 AM
And next up the Best Whitney single -I FOUND YOUR CREDIT CARD RECIPT! #totp
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Skunk shouldve had a Bond theme. This is epic #totp
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I AM ON FIRE. KEEP CLEAR OF ME.
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Anyone else watching #TraitorsIreland ? Chaotic. And I have never seen so much tea drunk.
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM