The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
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#Wülferhamptonian
#JamFirst
Profanagiest
Frustrating Bastard
Ex Vampier
Belligerent malcontent
Tuberdoor
Singest
Rhymist
Storyteller
Lute twanglist
Ye Mercia Beat decomposer
Wilfully obtuse
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
#Wülferhamptonian
#JamFirst
Profanagiest
Frustrating Bastard
Ex Vampier
Belligerent malcontent
Tuberdoor
Singest
Rhymist
Storyteller
Lute twanglist
Ye Mercia Beat decomposer
Wilfully obtuse
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
With Roman Soldiers?
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
With Roman Soldiers?
Is there anything you don’t fucking burn?
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Is there anything you don’t fucking burn?
Because they thought you said ‘hot buns’ and naturally assumed you’d burnt another fucking batch.
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Because they thought you said ‘hot buns’ and naturally assumed you’d burnt another fucking batch.
Giant ‘radioactive’ spam?
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Giant ‘radioactive’ spam?
Depends on the phone. Generally, press and hold the app icon, look for the settings/app info tab, then storage and cache then clear cache.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Depends on the phone. Generally, press and hold the app icon, look for the settings/app info tab, then storage and cache then clear cache.
Reposted by The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Guilty. It was me.
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guilty. It was me.
Clear your Bluesky app cache.
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Clear your Bluesky app cache.
I spent most of my time fettling Sun Solaris.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I spent most of my time fettling Sun Solaris.
You are indeed.
Oh. Yes. Apologies. I misinterpreted that.
Oh. Yes. Apologies. I misinterpreted that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You are indeed.
Oh. Yes. Apologies. I misinterpreted that.
Oh. Yes. Apologies. I misinterpreted that.
Are your life insurance premiums up to date?
Well there you are then.
Well there you are then.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Are your life insurance premiums up to date?
Well there you are then.
Well there you are then.
I have that T-Shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have that T-Shirt.
The limitations of your character are apparent.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The limitations of your character are apparent.
What the hell are you doing in the vicinity of Bud Light?
@dutytorturer.bsky.social what do you recommend?
@dutytorturer.bsky.social what do you recommend?
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What the hell are you doing in the vicinity of Bud Light?
@dutytorturer.bsky.social what do you recommend?
@dutytorturer.bsky.social what do you recommend?
I’ve coded my fair share of Perl. Still got Larry’s book somewhere.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve coded my fair share of Perl. Still got Larry’s book somewhere.
Not surprised TBH. He’s always playing with his chopper.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not surprised TBH. He’s always playing with his chopper.
Little endian v big endian?
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Little endian v big endian?
I defenestrated it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I defenestrated it.
Yeah. But it was loaded with malware.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yeah. But it was loaded with malware.
Which itself is a component of the Wülferhampton Actuarial Notional Key Enumerated Rate System.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Which itself is a component of the Wülferhampton Actuarial Notional Key Enumerated Rate System.