The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
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Frustrating Bastard
Ex Vampier
Belligerent malcontent
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Singest
Rhymist
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Ye Mercia Beat decomposer
Wilfully obtuse
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#Wülferhamptonian
#JamFirst
Profanagiest
Frustrating Bastard
Ex Vampier
Belligerent malcontent
Tuberdoor
Singest
Rhymist
Storyteller
Lute twanglist
Ye Mercia Beat decomposer
Wilfully obtuse
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
The w-e-m copicat.
I have a story about one of these.
I have a story about one of these.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The w-e-m copicat.
I have a story about one of these.
I have a story about one of these.
Fuk’sake put the mask back on.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fuk’sake put the mask back on.
I had this very model in 1976.
I paid about £100 for it.
It was fucking loud.
I paid about £100 for it.
It was fucking loud.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I had this very model in 1976.
I paid about £100 for it.
It was fucking loud.
I paid about £100 for it.
It was fucking loud.
In order
Update phone and apps to latest version.
Bounce the phone (turn completely off, wait and turn on).
Settings>Content & Media Change in app browser setting to opposite.
Clear app caches or delete and reinstall app.
Light 5 black candles at the points of a pentacle and sacrifice a virgin.
Update phone and apps to latest version.
Bounce the phone (turn completely off, wait and turn on).
Settings>Content & Media Change in app browser setting to opposite.
Clear app caches or delete and reinstall app.
Light 5 black candles at the points of a pentacle and sacrifice a virgin.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In order
Update phone and apps to latest version.
Bounce the phone (turn completely off, wait and turn on).
Settings>Content & Media Change in app browser setting to opposite.
Clear app caches or delete and reinstall app.
Light 5 black candles at the points of a pentacle and sacrifice a virgin.
Update phone and apps to latest version.
Bounce the phone (turn completely off, wait and turn on).
Settings>Content & Media Change in app browser setting to opposite.
Clear app caches or delete and reinstall app.
Light 5 black candles at the points of a pentacle and sacrifice a virgin.
*sigh*
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
*sigh*
I ran across this text on a web site today and it occurred to me that it is a deliberate attempt to confuse people with an average or below reading age rope them into recieving marketing mails and texts.
So I put it through a reading level checker out of curiosity.
So I put it through a reading level checker out of curiosity.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I ran across this text on a web site today and it occurred to me that it is a deliberate attempt to confuse people with an average or below reading age rope them into recieving marketing mails and texts.
So I put it through a reading level checker out of curiosity.
So I put it through a reading level checker out of curiosity.
Russell Hobbs (apparently).
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Russell Hobbs (apparently).
Answer:
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Answer:
Answer: It was in my inbox.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Answer: It was in my inbox.
You’d be surprised.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You’d be surprised.
For those of you who have difficulty following the threads of conversation in Wülferhamptonian (and, let’s face it, Wülferhampton confusing enough) Try these settings in Settings ➡️ Content and Media ➡️ Thread Preferences, if you haven’t already done so.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
For those of you who have difficulty following the threads of conversation in Wülferhamptonian (and, let’s face it, Wülferhampton confusing enough) Try these settings in Settings ➡️ Content and Media ➡️ Thread Preferences, if you haven’t already done so.
Me in Ferdy's back yard...
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me in Ferdy's back yard...
Why? Because I can... 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why? Because I can... 😂
Clearly, this is Cambridge Massachusetts.
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Clearly, this is Cambridge Massachusetts.
They’ll be relieved by the news.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They’ll be relieved by the news.
That should terrify the trick or treat crew.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That should terrify the trick or treat crew.
There's no Hell like fresh Hell.
Likely outcome...
Likely outcome...
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There's no Hell like fresh Hell.
Likely outcome...
Likely outcome...
Appropos slurry...
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Appropos slurry...
I am unsure who this Tim Horton is. I’m drinking his coffee though.
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am unsure who this Tim Horton is. I’m drinking his coffee though.