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Comic panel depicting Richard Nixon saying "the fate of the world at stake - and all our armed might is useless! Everything depends on one man - reed richards! I've no choice but to trust him! And yet, with an election coming up --"
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Drawn chibi style figure saying "aah, si it's like that, huh. I understand everything now." An arrow pointing at them says "doesn't get it at all"
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting a man in a dim room looking back toward a bottle and thinking "yeah...why not? Why not?"
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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@durbin.senate.gov resign bitch
Senator dick durbin Even President Trump agrees: the Republican shutdown is costing them votes. Americans facing rising costs are fed up with House Republicans who haven’t shown up to work in almost seven weeks and a President who is too busy building his ballroom to notice.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting a man at a desk pointing at a dachshund and saying "what do you think of death?"
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Blue background with yellow font, the style of zohran mamdani's political messaging: "waiting on Shredded cheese for my wife (it's the only way she can eat fajitas)
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Now I'll never know!
Deleted account 3m You: lol has this ever worked
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Can't believe this has happened to me
Chat requests Bluesky @supbsky6459.bsky.social We regret to inform you that your bluesky account has been temporarily suspended d... Not followed by anyone youre following Accept Reject
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting superman beside Lana Lang and lois lane, both of whom are dressed in bridal gowns. A voice is saying "since bigamy is legal in the parallel world, this superman will marry both girls!" And "so you see, all that scheming and cunning was for nothing! Ha ha!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Just got a great deal on some shirts
black t-shirt depicting an image of perennial nyc political loser andrew cuomo, under which is written "cuomosexual"
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A stock ticker representing companies as red squares, showing a number of tech companies in the red(going down) The Sickos guy. A black and white drawn cartoon of an unsavory man pressed up against a window, wearing a shirt that says "SICKOS". He is saying "Yes...ha ha ha...yes!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting the punisher looking back at dr doom, who is sitting with his face toward a corner. Punisher is saying "you're going to stay right there and think about what you've done, until I tell you you can move!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Twitter screenshot Werepixie She/her My online domme lives in Israel. Because she's so stressed about living next to a war zone, I haven't properly gotten off since October 7th. CEASE FIRE NOW! I just want everyone to come together in peace. Me in particular. (Not trying to be flip. It's just such a ridiculous situation to be in. )
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting a man in shirt and tie sitting on a bed. Caption: "the next night..." The man is saying "whoosh! I feel awful! Better drink some black coffee!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.

Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Cashapp ID - $ThemboOnline
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Friends are sending me the interior, which is also Very Good
Election 2025 Zohran paints the town red Young socialist is elected mayor Nyc faces budget busting agenda Party foul: mam wfp vote
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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This is a rowdy masculine environment.
Samoa Joe in mid-senton bomb, about to squash MJF. He's flipping off the camera as he falls.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Lenny from the Simpsons changing the number to 0 on a board reading "days without leftists proven right about everything"
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting Medusa saying "I must say reed Richards, that i rather admire the man's spunk!" And reed richards saying "I think...I agree, Medusa"
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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A knight labeled "original wokeness" looking up at an enormous warrior titled "woke 2"
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The Right: heh heh check out this video of trump taking a dump on all of you

Voters:
The rabbit from Alice in Wonderland pointing at his watch
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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They've done this like 10 times this week and then you go look at the graph and it's this.

Everyone involved with these betting sites needs to spend a few decades in a facility learning to be a productive member of society.
A graph showing the NYC mayoral odds on Polymarket from August until present. An orange line showing Zohran Mamdani has steadily risen from around 80% to nearly 100%, while a blue line representing Cuomo has dropped from 20% to approaching 0%.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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good morning
Comic panel depicting The fantastic four each putting a hand in. Thing: " I ain't ben anymore-- I'm what Susan called me -- the thing!" Reed: "and ill call myself...mister fantastic!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Mods are asleep post dog
A hot dog, but the bun has been replaced with cotton candy and the dog itself is covered with what appears to be multicolored "Nerds" candy
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM