Matt Goff
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Matt Goff
@themattgoff.bsky.social
Writer, musician, and party boy in Austin, TX
Obsessive spreadsheet maker
Texas Democrat livin’ the dream
I think we may use the same starting word based on this 😆 (also got it in 2 💪)
June 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
False
April 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Always wondered how he managed to get such a perfect glow
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Damn, love the fire in her voice. She’s not wrong!
March 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I went to 7 of them last year! I love our national parks, they are an irreplaceable treasure ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This quote must have been from before Bezos took a wrecking ball to the Post
March 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sure, I’ll bite. Cheers!
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Newsmax and the Twittersphere will find a way to spin it and blame Democrats, and people will still eat it up. After all, they blamed Biden for the economic and public health disaster he inherited from Trump in 2021.
December 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Elon accusing someone else of “trolling for attention” with zero awareness of the irony is hilarious
December 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’m a sucker for a rye old fashioned. During the holidays I’ll also go for a stinger (brandy and crème de menthe)
December 26, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Greatest group of total buzzkills in history, paganism and excess rule 🤘
December 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Top 3: White Christmas, Silent Night, It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Worst 3: The Christmas Shoes, Ringo Starr’s Christmas Time is Here Again, Cher’s DJ Play a Christmas Song

Also on my naughty list: Jingle Bell Rock, Santa Baby
December 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
This would be a great theme for a costume party
December 24, 2024 at 6:00 PM