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Matt Goff
@themattgoff.bsky.social
Writer, musician, and party boy in Austin, TX
Obsessive spreadsheet maker
Texas Democrat livin’ the dream
Jellybean goes hard on this windowsill. It’s sunbathing season ☀️
July 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Trump’s tariffs will go down as one of the biggest unforced errors in history. By last year, Biden had finally gotten the economy humming again after COVID… all Trump had to do to preside over an era of prosperity was nothing. We have tough times ahead with a lot of suffering for a lot of people.
April 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Looks like having anti-vaxxers in charge is going as well as expected www.bbc.com/news/article...
US measles outbreak claims two lives
One of the deaths was an unvaccinated child in Texas, as the disease has infects more than 120 people.
www.bbc.com
February 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jellybean got to come home to her forever family yesterday 😻 “This is way better than the shelter!” she’s been saying nonstop 😌
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
January 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Cold weather means it’s time for some spicy homemade chili 😋
January 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Feeling the urge to go back to Big Bend soon…

Our national parks are an irreplaceable treasure. Which one is your favorite?
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Merry Christmas! May you all be visited by friendly spirits only and spared the horrors of the Krampus this year
December 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
The holidays are the perfect time to be petty, that’s why I have a comprehensive ranked list of Christmas songs. Check out the rankings, or just trust me and put on my Spotify playlist when you need some tunes!

Spotify: bit.ly/41OSr62
Rankings at bit.ly/409kewI (warning: large Google Sheet)
[MG] All Positively-Rated Christmas Songs
Playlist · Matt Goff · 72 items · 7 saves
bit.ly
December 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Matt Gaetz is the kind of frat bro who makes women instinctively cover their drinks when he starts talking to them
December 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Being told “don’t be gullible” by a megabillionaire who pays his employees as little as possible is pretty, well, rich 🙄
December 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Eric and Don Jr must be begging daddy to make the meanies stop confiscating so much cocaine at the Panama Canal
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Matt Goff
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December 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
First Christmas without putting up a stocking for this little guy. RIP Silver, miss you buddy ❤️ Here for a good time, not a long time
December 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Damn, Scrooge was straight up gonna let Tiny Tim die until a bunch of ghosts broke into his house and scared the shit out of him. If this is how rich people learn empathy, then the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future will be busy this year.
December 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM