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The Mall Krampus
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Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.
Lol I forgot I’d followed a similar line of thought last night
I’m choosing to believe all of this is a ‘severed monkey paw finger close’ response to Matt Y.’s warning/complaint piece about The Crank Realignment
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bold of you not to jump on this news as an opportunity to vocalize your fantasies about doing some murders in a window where you’ll not only avoid opprobrium but get some positive engagement with your content
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There’s a reason I’ve resolved to follow the story on Bloomberg & the Register/Star-Tribune rather than here because we’re following the familiar pattern of getting well over the skis which I assume will ultimately follow into “how can this impact my factional disputes within the left of center”
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Very literally talking about people’s dreams of Easy Street where even suggesting that’s what it is and how… kind of antisocial that sounds just immediately triggers the ego immune system In a reactionary way.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If one wanted to translate it for the bluesky audience, “imagine however you feel about pursuing art or interminable school without the expectation of ever selling a piece or your services because it’s all funded by the state and the tears of your perceived inferiors“ and just lift & set
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m choosing to believe all of this is a ‘severed monkey paw finger close’ response to Matt Y.’s warning/complaint piece about The Crank Realignment
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Honestly I think there’s an element of “once you have 10k followers (or whatever) you aren’t just a person any more you are a Brand and lose the right to be a grumbly lil trashgremlin who likes to Post with the oomphies for kicks“
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Given the news and reaction I think it’s safe to say that, unfortunately, this all seems likely to get dramatically worse rather than better in the immediate future
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I didn’t just fall in to that trap, I sprinted then dove into a double backflip before impacting the concrete floor of it
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m cheating a bit because Bryan Adams was born there (which I only know because somebody used it as a trivia gotcha for “best selling artist from Kingston, Ontario”), though Yes
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Kingston is, like, Cedar Rapids-sized so that’s actually pretty amazing
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is just VOTERS (the mara family) loudly expressing that their LEADERS (Brian Daboll but hilariously not Joe Schoen) failed to do what they elected them to do (win with an absolutely garbage roster in the same division as Philly) and anybody calling it POSTER’S RAGE is LYING to you (is right)
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Possibly the most important distinction in retail
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It is, in a word, Bad Process. And bad process matters an awful lot more to me than whether you happen to incidentally be right this one time once you start asking to be in charge of actual things on the go-forward.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That whole second clause applies to just about every bluesky politics fixation to a degree I didn't fully process until last night
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM