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theMaester (he/him/his)
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밀레니얼 세대 아저씨. Pseudo-Seattleite doing the things. Proudly anti-fascist, anti-racist. My opinions are my own. Black Lives Matter. Protect Trans Kids. Neurodivergent. 💚💙⚽️💙💚EBFG. 🏳️‍🌈
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According to this, my dinner last night was a FEAST.

I had several pieces of chicken and broccoli (and mushrooms, onions, in an Alfredo sauce over fettuccini).
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I went through a short-lived MLM romance phase. The thing that killed it was a book where one of the Black characters says something about hating Black History Month. I stopped immediately, deleted the book off my e-reader, and got a refund.
What's the fastest y'all ever DNF'd a book? I recently put one down one paragraph into the foreword when the author suggested I go look at their Pinterest moodboard for the book and then go listen to their Spotify soundtrack for it. In the foreword!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Cartoon by Nick Anderson
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and Washingtonians by declaring Washington Canada’s 11th Province: tinyurl.com/4w688ss6
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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As the gift-buying reaches a fever pitch, consider the Southern Reach series for a loved one, friend, or even just the boss you hope to confuse long enough to quit on your own terms. Buy now while there's still money. Intros by Julia Armfield, N.K. Jemisin, Karen Joy Fowler, and Helen Macdonald
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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on this week of trans awareness week pls consider supporting a trans artist, thank you! 🏳️‍⚧️
apologies for beating this absolutely perished horse but i woke up to yet ✨another✨ job rejection, if you like what i do and have the means i'd appreciate any and all support, thank you 💖🌿
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How I feel when I go back to Olympia…
Introverted Salmon Anxious About Seeing Childhood Schoolmates In Spawning Stream: tinyurl.com/47vv6sdj
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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your moment of calm
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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It´s all about fungi!
Gliophorus psittacinus
#fungifriends #nature #mycology #fungi #photography
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱

The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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When people warn about the privacy and security risks of mandating digital age verification, this is exactly what they mean. It’s not hypothetical www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Bubble Bobble Part 2 is a bit of an obscure title on the original NES. I always appreciated how it carried themes from the Rainbow Islands game, as well as the original title. Loved its use of color! Happy to illustrate a piece based on it.~ 🌈🫧

#taito #bubblebobble #bubblebobblepart2 #nes #nintendo
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I walked into the lounge last night to find my teenage son watching this. We have long admired @kurzgesagt.org and found their videos to be extremely illuminating. But this one in particular I think is so important right now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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A hardworking person posted the KOMO advertisers on Reddit. Really easy to just follow the links and contact Sinclair’s revenue sources in Seattle.

www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
From the Seattle community on Reddit: How to contact companies that run ads on local Sinclair stations (KOMO)
Explore this post and more from the Seattle community
www.reddit.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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UPDATE:
September 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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New England Aster.
#bloomscrolling
September 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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“Many experts are sceptical” is a weird way to spell “most experts say this is totally delusional horseshit” but you do you BBC. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump will reportedly link Tylenol to autism - but many experts are sceptical
Some studies have suggested an association between the two, but experts say there is no causal relationship.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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"One of the best moments of my life." 💙

Listen to Coach Schmetzer's post-match speech following last night's Leagues Cup Final dub!
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Paul Rothrock
September 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Unmatched.
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM