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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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So close to christmas~ I should be getting some Santa related thing soon in this!

BUT NOT TODAY! THE HOLIDAY TRAIN IS COMING THROUGH! Wasn't there already a train? Ah well, longer train now!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotogaphy
Diagram of a lego train Lego bits Lego train Lego train among the other holiday Lego builds
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
So close to christmas~ I should be getting some Santa related thing soon in this!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotogaphy
Lego calendar, bells and lights, and a tree Lego calendar 22nd of December
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Mordle Monday! Lookit them being festive decorations!

#MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Toyfinity #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
Mordles sealed within a christmas tree bauble More Mordles in a bauble Yet more baubled Mordles And a forth picture of Mordles within a clear plastic bauble
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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End of the work day pics of Optimus Primal in a Santa hat!

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal wearing a Santa hat and holding his swords while standing on a desk in the sun Optimus Primal in a Santa hat with his sword and flail on a desk Optimus Primal on a metal shelf, wearing a Santa hat with his weapons ready Optimus Primal with his arm blaster ready, standing on a shelf in the sun
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Love this toy so much~

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal in robot mode with a Santa hat on Close-up of Optimus Primal with a Santa hat Cheering or stretching or something. With a Santa hat on Sword, flail, and Santa hat
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Optimus Prinal with a Santa hat at work!

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal in gorilla mode wearing a Santa hat Close-up of Optimus Primals' ape mode with a Santa hat Posing with his Santa hat Monkey with a sword and Santa hat
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Mrs. Doubtfire with a pretzel! The holidays are complete!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Picture of a lego old lady with a pretzel Dismembered lego person Old lady with a pretzel Lego advent calendar display
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Late night lego calendar time!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Lego calendar, tree, and awkward holiday visitors! Lego figures on a christmas display Day 21
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Had a lot of fun taking these!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Grisa wandering the christmas village and looking like a giant among the small buildings and lego figures Grisa sticking out of a christmas stocking Sitting on Santa's shoulder She got tangled in multi-coloured christmas lights
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Christmas pics of Grisa!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Grisa sitting on a christmas present ornament in a christmas tree while reaching for a candycane. She is also wearing a Santa hat Grisa finds a skiing Santa Claus Grisa mesmerized by christmas lights Grisa hanging out in a christmas tree, surrounded by ornaments and lights
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I would LOVE to see the ice planet sets again. Wish lego did reissues.

I haven't been heavily into lego (other than the blind bag minifigures and advent calendars) since the ice planet stuff.

But THIS series, for some reason, just grabbed me and isn't letting go.
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This is a fun build and a neat little set-up! The different compartments have fun details and they're modular!

I seem to be getting a lot of these lego space sets. I like them!

#LEGO #SpaceShip #ToyPhotography
The communications officer at her consol Crewman at the mining drone station wearing her spacewalk gear. A crewman in the habitation dome with a little alien Same picture from a different angle
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Finished~

#LEGO #SpaceShip #ToyPhotography
LEGO Galactic Spaceship fully built and assembled with the crew of 5 and 1 robot standing outside The crew of the Galactic Spaceship The compartments opened and the crew inside The captain at his consol
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Okay, here's what the rest of my day looks like! Probably not gonna do progress updates, just gonna build while watching the youtubes

#LEGO #ToyPhotography.
Box for the LEGO Galactic Spaceship A bunch of bags and booklets and lego bits
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There, now I'm caught up! Gonna build a lego space ship today I think!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I have a snowman with a broom and a tricorn for some reason, as well as a dessert cart! I could use a dessert cart right now~ I could always use a dessert cart honestly. You know, with desserts on it, not like an empty cart.

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Diagram of a lego snowman Diagram of a lego dessert cart Lego parts in bags Lego snowman with a broom and tricorn hat, and a lego dessert cart with cookies cupcakes and a teacup
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Alright, I missed a day, so it's time to catch up!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Lego calendar, Maggie Simpson, and tree Lego calendar Day 19 Day 20!
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Same
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Good morning! Rumble enjoys the winter season purely because he can shake snow and ice off of roofs and onto the people below~ Also he likes the Little Drummer Boy song.

#Transformers #Blokees #Decepticons #Rumble #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Rumble standing on a windowsill with his hands on his hips Walking along a windowsill Wearing a Santa hat with his pile drivers deployed Making it rumble
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The song is Christmas (Please Come Home) by Mariah Carey, by the way!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Karaoke #Music #MariahCarey #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Karaoke night with Grisa! MORE CHRISTMAS!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Karaoke #Music #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Zombie Grisa wearing garland and a Santa hat in front of a lit up Christmas tree while singing into a microphone Close-up of the previous picture Same as previous pictures but in the dark with the Christmas lights on
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Love this robot mode. The bright blue eyes shine despite not being lightpiping, just really good paint work!

#Transformers #WarForCybertronSiege #Autobots #Hound #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Hound in his robot mode Close-up of Hound in robot mode Hound with his weapons Ready for action
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Siege Hound is still a great figure! This vehicle mode absolutely looks like it could take on this winter weather no problem!

#Transformers #WarForCybertronSiege #Autobots #Hound #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Side-view of Hound in his Cybertronian all-terrain vehicle mode Hound in his vehicle mode Front-view of Hound in his space ATV mode. Hound with his weapons aimed in different directions
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Looks nice out there, but the -30 wind chill I had to get to work in wasn't so nice.

#winter #Weather #cold
A sunny but very cold morning. Picture shows the back lot of a warehouse. Shipping containers on the left of the picture, a small office building in the background, and in the distance a train moving along the overpass. Theres a good layer of snow over everything.
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It's a train!

TRAITOROUS CONVEYANCE! I WAITED 40 MINUTES IN THE COLD FOR YOU THIS MORNING AND I WAS AN HOUR LATE FOR WORK!

Anyway, Happy Holidays! :D

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Picture of a lego train Lego bits Lego train Lego advent calendar display populated with lego!
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM