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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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slightlysinian.bsky.social
outfit swapping comm for anon!
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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So close to christmas~ I should be getting some Santa related thing soon in this!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotogaphy
Lego calendar, bells and lights, and a tree Lego calendar 22nd of December
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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lluisabadias.bsky.social
Just beat Bloodborne and I have way too much to say about themes and story so instead for now...

🔵Favorite boss: Martyr Logarius
🔵Most hated boss: Rom
🔵Hardest boss: cursed chalice watchdog of the old lords (and it's not even close)
🔵Favorite area: the fishing hamlet
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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advosart.bsky.social
Day 11: Yakuza 5's Nagasugai IRL (Nakasu)
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Mordle Monday! Lookit them being festive decorations!

#MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Toyfinity #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
Mordles sealed within a christmas tree bauble More Mordles in a bauble Yet more baubled Mordles And a forth picture of Mordles within a clear plastic bauble
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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glubbable.bsky.social
Squish!
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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serpymatt.bsky.social
Day 355 of a year of toy pics - "I don't care if you need your tools. Get my message to the Joes now!" Mercer has heard all the excuses before and this Techno Viper won't be getting out of this mess that easy.

#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #GIJoe #YoJoe #ARAH
Vintage GI Joe Mercer stands behind a vintage Techno Viper.
December 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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theycallhimcake.bsky.social
Kyler 🌮
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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lri.bsky.social
‘Dead Head’

A bit of fun, messing around with Copic markers and other such pens.

#Mecha #Robots #Gundam #Graffiti #Colourart #Doodles #Pencilart #illustration #Handmade #traditionalart #drawing #Mech 🤖
A severed and now derelict GUNDAM head. Years of neglect has left it rusting and slowly disintegrating. Covered in graffiti, many have made their mark on this once immense machine. Now it’s a relic of a once proud guardian of peace. ColErase pencil, Copic and ShinHan pens on 110gsm A4 paper. Edited in ‘Photopea’
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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End of the work day pics of Optimus Primal in a Santa hat!

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal wearing a Santa hat and holding his swords while standing on a desk in the sun Optimus Primal in a Santa hat with his sword and flail on a desk Optimus Primal on a metal shelf, wearing a Santa hat with his weapons ready Optimus Primal with his arm blaster ready, standing on a shelf in the sun
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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🦸#CalvinandHobbes
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Peri for @lobsteritus.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
as a reminder, Bill C-12 has passed the house and will be moving on to the senate. it will be up for debate in february.

if you are canadian, you need to contact your Senators and demand they oppose this bill!

migrantrights.ca/actionslist/...
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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anothertimetf.bsky.social
Stuff cooking for future posts
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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th3gadfly.bsky.social
Santa Luna YCH Collection:

@mirroredknight.bsky.social Chloe
@kazianniaz.bsky.social Kiro
@kyezoar.bsky.social Predacon Whitebite
and Anon’s Stanley Wyrmwick The Goat
Small Mouse Anthro Woman sitting on the breast of a Busty Anthro Bunny Woman dressed as Santa with a Bunny Elf in the Christmas Mall Background anyhro cat man sitting on the lap of a Busty Anthro Bunny Woman dressed as Santa with a Bunny Elf in the Christmas Mall Background Headt Wars Bunny OC sitting on the lap of a Busty Anthro Bunny Woman dressed as Santa with a Bunny Elf in the Christmas Mall Background Anthro Goat Man sitting on the lap of a Busty Anthro Bunny Woman dressed as Santa with a Bunny Elf in the Christmas Mall Background
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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joypadlad.bsky.social
Here are the full sets 👀
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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battlearmordad.bsky.social
Voltron 1985 SEARS
Lion & Vehicle Force Voltron toys from Panosh Place, Matchbox and LJN in a vintage Sears Wish Book Catalog
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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jerzzysmerz.bsky.social
First quest
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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toomany2choose.bsky.social
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December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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graskip.bsky.social
bugman
blue humanoid beetle character with yellowish wings
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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zedrin.bsky.social
You should support me cause then you can see the doodles I do and then forget to post for 12 months until I'm reminded of them by presently popular memes
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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lucahjin.bsky.social
Let's go play in the snow, Sugar Cubes! ❄️
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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buxbi.bsky.social
Last year's Christmas piece~

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HD + MANY ALTS can be found here:
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December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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"That's very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob four bucks from a Santy Claus?"
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"Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. We're the Sticky Bandits!"

One year ago today I posted this miniature Home Alone 2 photo I created using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.
Harry and Marv walk through a busy New York Street. Marv has sticky tape attached to his hand with money stuck to it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM