JKR started with the "I like things I don't agree with" excuse too, and that turned out so great for everyone. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

And the music is the intro to Vince Vance and the Valiants' "All I Want for Christmas Is You," which is the superior song with that title, sorry very much not sorry.

Idk what happens to alt text on videos, so:

A shot of an xmas tree with lights and one ornament. As the camera approaches the tree, we see that the ornament is a white circle with a blue snowflake--no, wait, it's actually the word "fuck" written 6 times around a circle in looping calligraphy!

The frigging "kumbaya" joke in this scene kills me EVERY TIME.

The Earth is ALSO Ohio in that meme. This variation is "It's all Ohio?"/"Always has been."

This is a Cavs thing! I mock my Cleveland-fan friend about it all the time.

The Phasma "reveal" is one of my favorite memories in almost 20 years of DC.

It's Hissing-Wastes-chic!

I'm just very bad at the back-of-the-throat "ch" sound, and that was hysterical to them.

(Their teacher specifically asked me to read Hanukkah books. I feel like that's important information.)

OU, oh yeah!

I went to Ohio *University,* and the number of people who say "Go Buckeyes" when I tell them that has soured me on Ohio State forever.

So handsome and SO angry!!

Cartoon by Adam Ellis!

Same! I was totally freaked out by Jurassic Park the first time I saw it, and my little sisters thought the toilet attack was HILARIOUS.