I was obsessed with the Dressed to Kill comedy special when I was a senior in high school. I still break out the cake or death joke from time to time.

Almost every power player in this current administration should be, starting with the president.

This is Musk saying, “If you don’t have value to me, you don’t exist.” And he only valued her as a son. Not as a person, but as what she represented. Because a man’s best chance at immortality is having sons.

The thing that strikes me the most is not just the arrogance, but the, for lack of a better word for it, sociopathy on display. His child, a person he is supposed to love above all others, is dead to him just for not ascribing to Musk’s vision of who she should be.

It’s really good. It’s 2 hours and 20 minutes but that time goes by fairly quickly. I would definitely watch it again, which is generally my metric for whether or not a movie was good for me. If I want to watch it again later, that’s a good sign.

I lost 109 pounds and still wear the same bra size. This is a big ol’ womp womp for me.

I will eat a Thin Mint no matter how many calories it has. And, ironically, relatively speaking, Thin Mints ARE low-calorie cookies. A chocolate chip cookie or an Oreo has twice as many calories. But, also, I eat food! I eat food multiple times a day every day! Including cookies! Jesus!

However, I know my mother, and she has lately been trying to convince me, all evidence to the contrary, that I have lost too much weight and must not actually eat. So “low-calorie Thin Mints” are the only way I would actually eat a cookie.

It might have meant “Wait, you’re eating cookies? I thought you were trying not to be fat?” Which is probably how most people would have taken, I think.