Cardio Speedwagon
@theladypixel.bsky.social
Es mucha mujer
Domestic Engineer since 2020
Still afraid the rhythm is gonna get me
Domestic Engineer since 2020
Still afraid the rhythm is gonna get me
Yo if a dumbass lunch/dinner situation is making you SO STRESSED OUT that you cannot possibly be kind or considerate of people, frickin’ cancel it or delegate more. No amount of meat or family or football should cause you to lose the frickin plot, Barb.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yo if a dumbass lunch/dinner situation is making you SO STRESSED OUT that you cannot possibly be kind or considerate of people, frickin’ cancel it or delegate more. No amount of meat or family or football should cause you to lose the frickin plot, Barb.
This experience is like micro-dosing a Nightmare Party; it’s fuckin’ great
I am once again going into the Spanish Minecraft Squid Games mines twitch.tv/danryckert
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This experience is like micro-dosing a Nightmare Party; it’s fuckin’ great
No, McKayLeigh, my Christmas cookies don’t need the “added benefit” of protein.
My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.
My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No, McKayLeigh, my Christmas cookies don’t need the “added benefit” of protein.
My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.
My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.
“Mom, did you know there was two Spinxes in the world until one yeeted off a ledge?”
And good morning to you, too, little weirdo
And good morning to you, too, little weirdo
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Mom, did you know there was two Spinxes in the world until one yeeted off a ledge?”
And good morning to you, too, little weirdo
And good morning to you, too, little weirdo
About once a month, a kid will rage bait me into arguing over the alleged spiciness of Taco Bell. I don’t mind it; it fulfills any need I had to go back to work in retail & explain why coffee cake is “legal” to the Church Elders.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
About once a month, a kid will rage bait me into arguing over the alleged spiciness of Taco Bell. I don’t mind it; it fulfills any need I had to go back to work in retail & explain why coffee cake is “legal” to the Church Elders.
TIL I’m the only person in my immediately family who hasn’t smoked 🍃🍃
How am I the prude???
How am I the prude???
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
TIL I’m the only person in my immediately family who hasn’t smoked 🍃🍃
How am I the prude???
How am I the prude???
Explaining “the why” when it comes to food donations & the like to little kids in ways they can understand but doesn’t scare them is harder than it should be. They don’t understand “the bigger why”, and fuck if I can find a way to help them because I don’t understand it either
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Explaining “the why” when it comes to food donations & the like to little kids in ways they can understand but doesn’t scare them is harder than it should be. They don’t understand “the bigger why”, and fuck if I can find a way to help them because I don’t understand it either
Love when a safe place becomes completely unbearable 🫠
September 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Love when a safe place becomes completely unbearable 🫠
Telling myself that playing Hollow Knight & the frustration I feel playing it is good for my brain just like I did when I kept failing math.
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Telling myself that playing Hollow Knight & the frustration I feel playing it is good for my brain just like I did when I kept failing math.
Not mentally prepared for the clusterfuck that is school pick up, and yeah, I’m gonna yell about this for all 170ish days of the school year because good fuck some of these parents need to go back to driving school.
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not mentally prepared for the clusterfuck that is school pick up, and yeah, I’m gonna yell about this for all 170ish days of the school year because good fuck some of these parents need to go back to driving school.
Having a nightmare where you can feel things (the pushback from an explosion, the heat from a fire, etc.) really adds to the experience of waking up scared & ready to fight. Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got “fight or flight”?
August 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Having a nightmare where you can feel things (the pushback from an explosion, the heat from a fire, etc.) really adds to the experience of waking up scared & ready to fight. Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got “fight or flight”?
THIS IS GOOD STUFF & CLARK IS REALLY FUN GO SUPPORT ALL OF THIS
also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭
also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭
We're raising some money for the TwitchCon Affiliate Party! Since it's not an official Twitch thing, this helps keep costs low.
I'll be live again tomorrow morning. If we reach 50% or higher, I'll have a glass of Monster + Milk. I shudder at the idea.
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I'll be live again tomorrow morning. If we reach 50% or higher, I'll have a glass of Monster + Milk. I shudder at the idea.
ko-fi.com/tcaffiliate
August 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THIS IS GOOD STUFF & CLARK IS REALLY FUN GO SUPPORT ALL OF THIS
also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭
also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭
The fun part about doing early morning car related errands is being the youngest & shortest person in the lobby.
July 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The fun part about doing early morning car related errands is being the youngest & shortest person in the lobby.
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I start a new job on Monday! However, I do not get paid until the 20th. Which is why I am setting up a Ko-fi! I need help with bills and such until my first check deposits. Anything helps!
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June 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I start a new job on Monday! However, I do not get paid until the 20th. Which is why I am setting up a Ko-fi! I need help with bills and such until my first check deposits. Anything helps!
ko-fi.com/maxwellingto...
ko-fi.com/maxwellingto...
Instagram seems to think I want a “solo meditation floating experience” for Mother’s Day. I absolutely do not want to be put in a pod filled with water to float in the dark with only my thoughts to entertain me for 30 mins.
I saw what happened to Homer.
I saw what happened to Homer.
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Instagram seems to think I want a “solo meditation floating experience” for Mother’s Day. I absolutely do not want to be put in a pod filled with water to float in the dark with only my thoughts to entertain me for 30 mins.
I saw what happened to Homer.
I saw what happened to Homer.
Thought I’d not like Daredevil (most of the comic universe just doesn’t click with me), but this last episode I actually watched & didn’t play on my Switch with headphones on.
Turns out Daredevil kicks ass 🙃
Turns out Daredevil kicks ass 🙃
April 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thought I’d not like Daredevil (most of the comic universe just doesn’t click with me), but this last episode I actually watched & didn’t play on my Switch with headphones on.
Turns out Daredevil kicks ass 🙃
Turns out Daredevil kicks ass 🙃
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The festival has been a Park City, Utah institution for over 40 years.
The Sundance Film Festival announces its new home: Boulder, Colorado
The festival has been a Park City, Utah institution for over 40 years.
www.npr.org
March 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The festival has been a Park City, Utah institution for over 40 years.
Shout out to the mom who I told had gorgeous hair & she responded with, “ok, weirdo.”
March 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shout out to the mom who I told had gorgeous hair & she responded with, “ok, weirdo.”
I’m significantly shorter in bare fėet. Socks make me taller. There is absolutely no logic in any of that, but it’s fact accordingly to my brain.
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m significantly shorter in bare fėet. Socks make me taller. There is absolutely no logic in any of that, but it’s fact accordingly to my brain.
Thanks, Severance, for the realization I’ve seen Adam Scott simulate “sharing vessels” a lot.
February 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thanks, Severance, for the realization I’ve seen Adam Scott simulate “sharing vessels” a lot.
I could’ve gone my entire life never hearing Mr. Beast speak. The “pick me” energy oozing out of my TV is unbearable.
February 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I could’ve gone my entire life never hearing Mr. Beast speak. The “pick me” energy oozing out of my TV is unbearable.
Michigander - I'll Be OK (Official Music Video)
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February 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My nightmares have the production value of a high end budget horror movie with a “straight to DVD” storyline.
Long story short, don’t consume dairy before sleeping.
Long story short, don’t consume dairy before sleeping.
January 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My nightmares have the production value of a high end budget horror movie with a “straight to DVD” storyline.
Long story short, don’t consume dairy before sleeping.
Long story short, don’t consume dairy before sleeping.