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The Germanest.
The other day I gave an LLM a mental breakdown by asking it the very difficult, philosophical question of when Sir Terry Pratchett passed.

This is amazingly shitty.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I should've started painting minis years ago, this is so much fun.
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yep, totally not a tyranid. Legally distinct alien bug monster.

This is fun. Painstaking, but fun.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This turned out... surprisingly well all things considered.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had Edison been a little more honest with himself he would have added "stealing other inventors' ideas" to the list.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's slow and messy and it smells but... you can't deny the level of detail a resin printer is capable of.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Nailed it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The tiny pallet is a death sentence! It's a pallet, and it's *tiny*!
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Does the actively touring musician remember the lyrics to his songs?"

Do you even realise how crazy that question sounds?
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
...no that's a hot dog, what is wrong with these Americans.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This slicer is neat. It's a different software from the FDM printers' because the process is fundamentally different, it literally exports these images instead of directions for an extruder.
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is #1 though.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is my second favourite joke subtitle I've ever seen.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Why is there a gap in your employment history?"
Why is there a gap in your workforce?
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*hits WIn+R*

?
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Ballistics gel? Nah fam, we got SPAM."
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
There, I uninstalled *checks* TWO games, are you happy now?
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Okay but hear me out.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Almost!
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why would you play D minor like this? You're moving halfway up the neck for this one chord and back down for all the others, it's nonsensical.
Did Joel teach you this? Gods damn you, Joel.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Always remember to
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What even is a Troy Baker? I don't remember that from the Iliad.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
In TLoU2 I found an archery trophy won by a bloke called Boris Legasov.

That's a reference to Chernobyl, and physicist Valery Legasov and politician Boris Shcherbina.
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM