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The Krautist
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The Germanest.
The other day I gave an LLM a mental breakdown by asking it the very difficult, philosophical question of when Sir Terry Pratchett passed.

This is amazingly shitty.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Look, at some point you just have to make a fucking decision.
Either shit, or get out of the kitchen.
*checks notes*
WAIT!
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I should've started painting minis years ago, this is so much fun.
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yep, totally not a tyranid. Legally distinct alien bug monster.

This is fun. Painstaking, but fun.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This turned out... surprisingly well all things considered.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
*walks through nature, suddenly stops dead*
Nobody move. It's a mimefield.
"Don't you mean minefield?"
No.
Back away slowly, and try not to knock on their invisible glass boxes.
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What was the guy who thought it's a bird so excited about?

Damn ornithologists.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A little-known part of Bruce Wayne's origin story is that he was bitten by a radioactive bat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Had Edison been a little more honest with himself he would have added "stealing other inventors' ideas" to the list.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's slow and messy and it smells but... you can't deny the level of detail a resin printer is capable of.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Nailed it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
There is one thing about resin printing that I already really don't like.

It's not the smell, it's not the gloopy mess, it's that you can't see if the print is adhering to the plate at all until it's printed enough to clear the vat, which takes quite a long time.
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I can't watch videos on Austrian "Mannlicher" rifles because the way they pronounce it in English is just too silly.
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The tiny pallet is a death sentence! It's a pallet, and it's *tiny*!
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Seventeen years before Kubrick did it.
And many decades before Inception for that matter.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n7R...
FRED ASTAIRE FAMOUS CEILING DANCE | Magic Dance | Epic scene | Legendary dance
YouTube video by FEATURE FILM
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It's nuts that one of the most famous Metal guitarists in the world is missing several fingertips on his fretting hand. Ain't slowed 'im down, 'as it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Does the actively touring musician remember the lyrics to his songs?"

Do you even realise how crazy that question sounds?
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Well, the wash and cure station is due to arrive today, the printer on Thursday and the IPA for the wash and cure station on Friday or Saturday.
So that's fun.
I have enough IPA left to wash smaller pieces but the wash basin is four liters so to use it properly I need the canister.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
...no that's a hot dog, what is wrong with these Americans.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This slicer is neat. It's a different software from the FDM printers' because the process is fundamentally different, it literally exports these images instead of directions for an extruder.
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is my second favourite joke subtitle I've ever seen.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"So he acts like a complete imbecile and when called on it he just says 'bazinga' and we turn up the laugh track."
Sounds really dumb.
"The show got twelve seasons so who's the idiot here."
So, so many people.
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I played Atomic Heart for all of twenty-five minutes before uninstalling, and that's counting the shader building it had to do because it's a modern game.
It just tries way too hard. Sure it looks pretty, but it's obvious going in that under that facade there's nothing worth your while.
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So the petrol tank of a Formula One car holds about 130 liters... and lasts for something like 300 kilometers.

That is absolutely dreadful fuel efficiency. I'm not a very economic driver and the Merc uses 8.3l for 100km.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM