John Berry he/him
@thejohnberry.bsky.social
Don't blame me: I'm one of the 1,843,124 people who voted Green, and particularly proud I didn't vote for Shabana Mahmood.
One of the people of Beorma and a bit sweary.
Member of the Green Party but my views are all mine.
One of the people of Beorma and a bit sweary.
Member of the Green Party but my views are all mine.
Blush. Giggle.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Blush. Giggle.
Meanwhile in the real world Reform are polling for a huge majority under a Labour government so voting Labour obviously doesn't keep them out, and the Greens will shortly overtake Labour in the polls, so Labour will be splitting the Green vote.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Meanwhile in the real world Reform are polling for a huge majority under a Labour government so voting Labour obviously doesn't keep them out, and the Greens will shortly overtake Labour in the polls, so Labour will be splitting the Green vote.
Seriously beginning to think @zackpolanski.bsky.social could actually enlarge boobs if he put his mind to it.
Image credits: UK Green Stats, Green Elects, Wikipedia, Reddit.
Image credits: UK Green Stats, Green Elects, Wikipedia, Reddit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Seriously beginning to think @zackpolanski.bsky.social could actually enlarge boobs if he put his mind to it.
Image credits: UK Green Stats, Green Elects, Wikipedia, Reddit.
Image credits: UK Green Stats, Green Elects, Wikipedia, Reddit.
@felinejay10.bsky.social is telling you you just made a fool of yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@felinejay10.bsky.social is telling you you just made a fool of yourself.
Your problem is the Greens want to try to do the right thing. That's why we keep telling you the Labour Party is a train wreck. 💚
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Your problem is the Greens want to try to do the right thing. That's why we keep telling you the Labour Party is a train wreck. 💚
Cue the centrist dads trying to persuade themselves that 'fuck off if you don't like it' is a brave strategy. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Cue the centrist dads trying to persuade themselves that 'fuck off if you don't like it' is a brave strategy. 😂
This is a direct quote. Promise.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is a direct quote. Promise.
The likes on my 'vote Green' comments on Instagram continue to rise. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The likes on my 'vote Green' comments on Instagram continue to rise. 😁
Still think 'fuck off if you don't like it' was a peculiar way to go for an outfit that would at some point face the ballot. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Still think 'fuck off if you don't like it' was a peculiar way to go for an outfit that would at some point face the ballot. 😂
Honestly think the obvious thing to do now is go over to the white poppy.
www.ppu.org.uk/news/green-p...
www.ppu.org.uk/news/green-p...
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Honestly think the obvious thing to do now is go over to the white poppy.
www.ppu.org.uk/news/green-p...
www.ppu.org.uk/news/green-p...
We are a force of nature. 💚
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
We are a force of nature. 💚
The wrong wing press and centrist dads are looking a bit silly.
October 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The wrong wing press and centrist dads are looking a bit silly.
This is beyond hysterical now.
Didn't know the skull and crossbones referred to the death of their own social media 😉
Didn't know the skull and crossbones referred to the death of their own social media 😉
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is beyond hysterical now.
Didn't know the skull and crossbones referred to the death of their own social media 😉
Didn't know the skull and crossbones referred to the death of their own social media 😉
Their comms are as crap as everything else about them, jfc who thought this was a good idea 😂
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Their comms are as crap as everything else about them, jfc who thought this was a good idea 😂
What the political and media class make out it's like in the Green Party.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What the political and media class make out it's like in the Green Party.
They'll be so surprised when they find out what we're really aiming for. 😁💚
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
They'll be so surprised when they find out what we're really aiming for. 😁💚
Peston recognises a democracy when he sees one.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Peston recognises a democracy when he sees one.
That's nothing, Moore Marriott was my age now, 52, in Ask A Policeman. 🥴
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That's nothing, Moore Marriott was my age now, 52, in Ask A Policeman. 🥴
Aaaand Green Party membership goes up by another 7 or 8 thousand in the hours afterwards. 😁
Image credit @leftiestats.bsky.social
Image credit @leftiestats.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Aaaand Green Party membership goes up by another 7 or 8 thousand in the hours afterwards. 😁
Image credit @leftiestats.bsky.social
Image credit @leftiestats.bsky.social
So we're after Labour today.
(Apologies to whoever did the graphic, can't remember who you were).
(Apologies to whoever did the graphic, can't remember who you were).
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
So we're after Labour today.
(Apologies to whoever did the graphic, can't remember who you were).
(Apologies to whoever did the graphic, can't remember who you were).
Funny to think the electorate in the leadership election was only 64k, it seems so small and so long ago. 😂
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Funny to think the electorate in the leadership election was only 64k, it seems so small and so long ago. 😂