Elroy Jestson
@thejesticle.bsky.social
This is the language. Everyone must speak it
Idk if I can fuck with you if you don't have a favorite style of fry
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Idk if I can fuck with you if you don't have a favorite style of fry
Bumper sticker that says, "Do I have a gun on me?"
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Bumper sticker that says, "Do I have a gun on me?"
J. edgar hoover on the Mt Rushmore of gaslight gatekeeping girlbosses
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
J. edgar hoover on the Mt Rushmore of gaslight gatekeeping girlbosses
@governorwalz.mn.gov dog where the fuck are you
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov dog where the fuck are you
I don't know how 28;years later: the bone temple could have been better. Just a kickass movie all around
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I don't know how 28;years later: the bone temple could have been better. Just a kickass movie all around
La Border Dispute
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
La Border Dispute
When I become pope you best believe I'm gonna be the first one to ride the Biblically Accurate Vespa in public
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
When I become pope you best believe I'm gonna be the first one to ride the Biblically Accurate Vespa in public
Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Wehavenochoicebuttostan
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Wehavenochoicebuttostan
Reposted by Elroy Jestson
what if you just invested in basic direct voter organization and outreach again you stupid pieces of shit. what if you took the budget you put on consultants to make shit like this and put it into the fundamentals like 'making sure people have transportation to get to the polls'. you assholes.
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
what if you just invested in basic direct voter organization and outreach again you stupid pieces of shit. what if you took the budget you put on consultants to make shit like this and put it into the fundamentals like 'making sure people have transportation to get to the polls'. you assholes.
Rizzler action figure with kung fu grip and Kirkland CPAP machine
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Rizzler action figure with kung fu grip and Kirkland CPAP machine
Please dear God let this be real www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...
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February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Please dear God let this be real www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...
Absolute mind boggling challenge by the grizzlies with 3.6 seconds left in the first quarter on an out of bounds call. What in gods name is the rationale on that??? That's absurdly low leverage
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Absolute mind boggling challenge by the grizzlies with 3.6 seconds left in the first quarter on an out of bounds call. What in gods name is the rationale on that??? That's absurdly low leverage
You mean to tell me the White Guy With Face Tattoos has bad politics?!?
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
You mean to tell me the White Guy With Face Tattoos has bad politics?!?
Every once in a while I send my fiancee a screenshot of me listening to sugar ray, just to keep her off balance
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Every once in a while I send my fiancee a screenshot of me listening to sugar ray, just to keep her off balance
@marchforbillionaires.org this bit blows
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
@marchforbillionaires.org this bit blows
Reposted by Elroy Jestson
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
Draymond calls in a bomb threat if they tell him he's traded, right?
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Draymond calls in a bomb threat if they tell him he's traded, right?
Mr. Beast getting kidnapped would be really funny, I'm afraid
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Mr. Beast getting kidnapped would be really funny, I'm afraid
Responding to every Am I Overreacting post on Reddit with ,"You're not over reacting, you should shoot them"
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Responding to every Am I Overreacting post on Reddit with ,"You're not over reacting, you should shoot them"
I miss my brother and I miss my dad. I bet they were at that first Ave show in spirit like a sumbitch
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I miss my brother and I miss my dad. I bet they were at that first Ave show in spirit like a sumbitch
The day Kevin o Leary dies will be a great day for all
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The day Kevin o Leary dies will be a great day for all
Cameron Winter is like if they invented a Rufus Wainwright with zero yearning
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Cameron Winter is like if they invented a Rufus Wainwright with zero yearning
Today marks four years with no alcohol. Let's go me!
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Today marks four years with no alcohol. Let's go me!
Reposted by Elroy Jestson
This is Minneapolis.
Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors.
This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.
Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors.
This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This is Minneapolis.
Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors.
This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.
Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors.
This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.
Greg Bovino with rebar pierced through his heart, now that's a good album cover
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Greg Bovino with rebar pierced through his heart, now that's a good album cover