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News, the way it used to be. Written slowly, with a lot of words, by people barely keeping it together.
Our entertainment reporters were able to find out that Wasserman was sending innocent emails out to Ms. Maxwell to see if she could help him find a simple casting couch.

Something cozy, regal and stain/DNA resistant.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Our Washington reporters found that Mrs. Bondi was pleased with her hearing.

Saying “I got this outfit from Marshals. Can you believe it!?!”

When we pressed her about her answers. She threw a smoke bomb onto the floor and clacking loudly as she promptly disappeared into the exhaust.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yes, but our readers want to know “is it family friendly?!?”
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Our Washington reporters have found out that those 90 missing pages will be filled with adequate info to inspire future judges.

With Men of the Supreme Court Calendar. 12 months of risqué robes, photos and art depicting The Men of Ruling. From Morrison R. Waite to Samuel Alito slamming that gavel.
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The lease favorite commercial were the Travel Euthanasia Florida, Bet-AI and the Airbnb to Epstein’s Island.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
They were also labeled Jokes.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Our Washington reporters told us that the only part Mr. Trump read was the number 69.
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
An apology.

Our entertainment reporters saw this on your “get to know me” section and wanted to let you know that…Although you have not been in many films. You have been in great films.

We believe that’s a Walt Whitman quote.
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Our entertainment reporters want to let you know that the show thinks of you like a sister.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Our entertainment reporter found out that Mr. Rogan didn’t have any real issues with Epstein’s life style or politics.

“He’s just not an island guy.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The White House has heard you. They are asking “what about hoods?”
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry…

You know the time stream doesn’t play by your rules. It’ll be Wednesday

(AS YOU KNOW IT TO BE!!!)

When it’s ready to be that Wednesday.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
That’s going to make a lot of constitutionalist upset.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You need better coworkers.
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM