The Horseless Wonder
thehorselesswonder.bsky.social
The Horseless Wonder
@thehorselesswonder.bsky.social
They stole my dadgum trusty steed
For not sexting back..,
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
why didn’t you try harder to get electrd
September 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is mean to pigs
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Even if we could move we wouldn’t, we’re lazy piggies, that’s the way we’ve always been. As soon as we’re hungry he passes out another round of slop. All we have to do is swallow. It tastes like cum, but we like it
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s filthy down here, with semen, shit, and piss. We‘re so close together we piss on each other’s backs and shit on each other’s stomachs. There aren’t any toilets here, and even if there were it wouldn’t matter, because none of us can move
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There are others down here with me. Sometimes he comes down to tell us to oink. We always do what he says. I don’t know what he’d do if we disobeyed. He might take something away, but we’d get used to it. We oink because we love to oink, because we’re piggies
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Doggy! What was his surname.
September 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
that got me through all those miserable years was the thought that things would eventually get better, which they never did, and how I’m still just as lonely and still hate myself just as much as when I was 11, fucking cartoon rabbit, go eat some carrots or something
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
so I’ll shovel this stupid fucking colored cereal into my miserable piehole and pretend I have my whole life ahead of me, when actually it’s all behind me already, and pretend I’m a happy, carefree kid which I never was, and try to forget how the only thing
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
debilitating executive dysfunction, horrifying flashbacks, chronic derealization, brain fog, sexual repulsion, extreme anxiety, and let’s not forget anhedonia, an abiding sense that even if I won the lottery and got everything I ever dreamed of I’d still never be happy
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I haven’t thought about Skrillex in a long time.
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How are you related to them?
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hate this site so much
September 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM