The Highwayman
@thehighwayman37.bsky.social
Reconnecting with old friends and finding new ones because twitter's about to shit the bed.
Hoping to be here for a good time AND a long time.
Help my cousin recover from fire --> https://gofund.me/262a2425
Hoping to be here for a good time AND a long time.
Help my cousin recover from fire --> https://gofund.me/262a2425
That's not where that goes
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
That's not where that goes
I hope it's this one
a statue of a lizard wearing a hat and holding a cane is dancing .
ALT: a statue of a lizard wearing a hat and holding a cane is dancing .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hope it's this one
I knew I wouldn't learn anything by listening to that dipshit speak. If he said anything that matters, I'll hear about it tomorrow
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I knew I wouldn't learn anything by listening to that dipshit speak. If he said anything that matters, I'll hear about it tomorrow
Just like mine, but less rust and fewer doors 😂
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just like mine, but less rust and fewer doors 😂
Whoever said it was beneath him obviously doesn't know shit about him. There's no bar low enough to stop him from slithering under it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whoever said it was beneath him obviously doesn't know shit about him. There's no bar low enough to stop him from slithering under it.
He is absolutely both of those things. He's also the dumbest piece of shit to ever set foot in the oval office, and yes, I'm counting visitors.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
He is absolutely both of those things. He's also the dumbest piece of shit to ever set foot in the oval office, and yes, I'm counting visitors.
There's no place in hell hot enough for that piece of shit
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There's no place in hell hot enough for that piece of shit
My dad had a '96 when I was a teen. 4x4 with a positive traction rear differential. We tried to get it stuck a couple times but it pulled through everything. The only reason it's not still running is because my aunt tried to pull a tree stump with it on dry pavement and trashed the transfer case
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My dad had a '96 when I was a teen. 4x4 with a positive traction rear differential. We tried to get it stuck a couple times but it pulled through everything. The only reason it's not still running is because my aunt tried to pull a tree stump with it on dry pavement and trashed the transfer case
I like my ranger. I've kinda abused the hell out of it and still only had to work on it a couple times.
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I like my ranger. I've kinda abused the hell out of it and still only had to work on it a couple times.
I was shocked that it took this long to confirm that he was in the files.
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I was shocked that it took this long to confirm that he was in the files.
If there's one celebrity that was pretty much guaranteed to be on that island, it was Woody Allen
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If there's one celebrity that was pretty much guaranteed to be on that island, it was Woody Allen
And they truly believe that they are superior beings who are somehow destined to rule over us. Delusional
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And they truly believe that they are superior beings who are somehow destined to rule over us. Delusional
Indiana's representatives should impeach his sorry ass.
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Indiana's representatives should impeach his sorry ass.
She should've been arrested before she got to the door.
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
She should've been arrested before she got to the door.
And of course, it's not the dumbasses who suffer from their own stupidity, it's the kids.
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And of course, it's not the dumbasses who suffer from their own stupidity, it's the kids.
All ai data centers should experience rapid spontaneous disassembly.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
All ai data centers should experience rapid spontaneous disassembly.
That's really stupid.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That's really stupid.
Well that's fucked up
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well that's fucked up
Reposted by The Highwayman
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
Vacuum filled with hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia Bee Co. truck
'Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy,' owner Don Shump says of the giant queens he removed from a property last Thursday
www.phillyvoice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
This is why we need to stop recording racists and go back to stomping them out.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is why we need to stop recording racists and go back to stomping them out.