the hatter
thehatteryone.bsky.social
the hatter
@thehatteryone.bsky.social
Yay, now you've got an excuse to do some colouring in.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Must be tough having to hide your disappointment that you've never driven a train, each time it's asked.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Funny thing is, most people like that are bad at the same maths that many mathematicians are bad at. Two boards full of equations following some solution, but the answer gets away until someone notices they messed up "15+19" half way through.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
That would explain the creepy howling noises.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by the hatter
Also, purely from a selfish perspective for the ppl using ai to do their flirting for them

Flirting is meant to be fun, it's meant to be a fun thing you get to do as a sexual being. If you're treating it as admin to have a machine do for you, that's really tragic
October 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Well that aged badly.
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Better to go in with a completely unrelated issue, but find excuses to re-angle the screen while setting it up, opening some app, moving it for them to see it better, tilting it back, lowering it when you're just talking to them, etc.
September 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd put a tenner on 'quick and cheap reuse of an existing skeleton model'
August 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Depends on the train - if tickets for £150 each for your family of 4, yet you can easily get to the airport, and bag some bargain £50 tickets, that's a big different for many families. Plus they likely get to experience a more unusual destination. Worth a speed run through the airport to save £400
August 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nice ones. Because we have plain ones already. And nice ones already. But this one, it's nice in a different way, so let's buy it.
July 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Markers in the dark (camping or whatever), and the kids discos. I've got some good quality big-sized glowsticks, and a bag of various skinny bangle-type ones from about 15cm (and joining pieces) to little 2cm ones that clip into accessories.
July 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The alternatives are generally almost-single-use plastic and e-waste so I don't feel that bad using them occasionally. No remembering to switch them off, scavaging around for a million tiny watch cells next time, and dealing with the ones that leaked since the last time you looked at them.
July 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So the same that happened with outsourcing, and then offshoring. How surprising.
July 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Macdonald's milkshakes are doing their bit in the UK - www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
All the people who have been milkshaked so far this year
Throwing dairy-based drinks at appears to have become a widespread protest tactic
www.independent.co.uk
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you get a chance, ask the barista if they have any repeat customers for this. Maybe it's someone's science or marketing project.
July 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You have to take some of the blame here yourself. By not being Chemistry Lucy or Primates Lucy or whatever, when a Dr Lucy pops up in some other cool yet unexpected geeky/sciency thing, I'd likely assume it's you doing otter training, rather than there also being an Otter Training Dr Lucy
July 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As would any non-resident with half a brain, because their system is ridiculous.
July 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Apart from that being ridiculous nonsense, it doesn't matter where the tax payer money comes from - spending it on settlements to unnecessarily harmed individuals means it's not being spent on services to benefit all citizens.
June 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM