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January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Either someone is shooting off fireworks super randomly across the street from my house in Cornwall or there's a power transformer in a field across the street that just blew...
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If you can spare a moment of kind thought today, please consider directing it towards my Mother in law and my wife, as my MIL inches closer to losing her long battle with mesothelioma.

If you are the kind of person who prefers to pray, please pray she feels peaceful, and comforted, and loved.
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
There's a crew of evangelizing 'christians' between the Walmart and old navy parking lots in Charlottetown, if that kind of thing bothers you. They're walking up to people on the old navy parking lot, too.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Could not figure out why it was so difficult to get the new roll of TP to roll. This is what came off.

Yep, that would explain it!
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
New favourite holiday tune just dropped:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbgq...
Deck the Halls (We did it First)
YouTube video by Wren and the Daughters of the Bear - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well this is a new scam. At least new to me.

New Toronto area code, poorly formatted and unregistered, so likely spoofed number. No car in my name, haven't left my house today,no school zones on the weekend.

"Avoid a driver's license penalties" is an error that has a certain accent in my head.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At some point I will stop laughing, but for now I am just gonna watch this video on a loop.

Quintessential Vinnie.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At least I'm aging better than my high school keepsakes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Be safe out there friends. People are Stressed! Saw an altercation occur while I was shopping that ended in people being put in police cars when they shouldn't have had to be.

The best thing you can do for yourself is decide to extend grace and patience to others and let go of perceived disrespect.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"build me a house based on that one Mitch Hedberg joke about rooms"
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My wife got the chance to come home for a while today. Last time she was here she said she wanted to do the tree when she was here next. We didn't get much notice, so I stayed up all night getting out the Xmas decorations and setting up the tree to be decorated when she got here. Got it done!
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shout out to this guy, who constantly reminds me that we are not just the sum of the bad things that have happened to us. We can still choose to love and trust others.
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
...a random, muddy, "loaded" (his words) twenty year old man showed up at my front door at 1 am and asked me to call him a cab, so I got him a chair and I called him a cab. He didn't realize how drunk he was, or how cold and slippery it is.

Should I have answered? Maybe not, but I did.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Clear, recent photos of your face and/or your fingerprints are the things they need to look through the phones of most people.

With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.

Their data security is shit, too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Turned off all my lights, parked my car in the way of the walkway to my front door. Put on headphones so there is no noise coming from inside. Trying to decide how appropriate a "NO CANDY. GO AWAY" sign in the window is, given at 5pm there were already two doorbell rings. Just leave me&my cat alone.
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.

I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It is a deeply weird time to have graduated from "Prince Andrew High School".
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That's not a ballroom.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need to get my trellises out of the ground before it freezes.

I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.

But I still have to do it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Controversial Opinion: The reason Pit bulls are overrepresented in bite statistics is not because they are more aggressive, it's because they are large and cause more damage with their big mouths when they do. You only see the statistics collected by police, courts, and hospitals.
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.

Yep, still feral-ish.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM