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Dropping a dad joke on your father in law is an 11/10 feeling
Text message: Mike › Where should we put the pigs feet? Read 10:41 AM Today 4:22 PM Bottom of the pig's leg, I think. Not a doctor though. Delivered
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
Rap pope
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Apple Introducing Liquid ass
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Anyone feel good about this?
The remainder of the 2025 Green Bay Packers schedule, beginning with week 12. The text is as follows: 12 Sun, Nov 23 12:00 PM vs Minnesota 13 Thu, Nov 27 12:00 PM @ Detroit 14 sun, Dec 7 12:00 PM vs Chicago 15 Sun, Dec 14 3:25 PM @ Denver 16 Sat, Dec 20 TBD @ Chicago 17 Sun, Dec 28 12:00 PM vs Baltimore 18 sun, Jan 4 12:00 PM @ Minnesota
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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He understood the assignment.
Multi colored tabby cat sleeping on a blanket covered chair in a position that can only be comfortable for cat. He’s lying with his back to a white throw pillow with cursive turquoise embroidered letters that say “Calm”
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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They’re definitely going to be more expensive than the consoles.
The Verge When I ask Valve what the Steam Machine might cost, and whether it might bo priced like a game console, the answer is: "Steam Machine's pricing is comparable to a PC with similar specs."
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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lol. Instant call by ddhq #nyc
New York City Mayor General Election County Results DHQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM Precincts reporting: 0% Candidates Zohran Mamdani Andrew Cuomo Curtis Sliwa Eric Adams * James Walden Total Party DEM FaD GOP IND IND Votes 422,116 324,914 65,684 1,919 894 816,731 Pct. 51.7% 39.8% 8% 0.2% 0.1% * Incumbent + Show All Candidates Election Date: 11/4/2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Got confirmation this morning that my five year old is an anti imperialist, so I’m doing the dad version of this today.
Obama putting a medal around the neck of Obama.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Fine. Fair enough. Will this redeem me? #GoPackGo
Two goofballs in Green Bay Packers shirts with Packers stickers over our faces.
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Fer cryin out loud I was busy
Cookies!
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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My child is spoiled.
Perfectly scrambled eggs next to a lightly fried flour tortilla which is topped with guacamole, cheese, and Mexican chorizo.
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Bring. Them. Back.
Green 90s Chevy Cavalier parked on the street outside a nice suburban home.
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Hoping her love for Kpop Demon Hunters is an opening for Miyazaki.
A young girl with a pink shirt and a blonde braid framed in front of a living room that includes a TV playing the film Spirited Away.
September 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Weekends bby. That’s what’s up.
A spread of baking supplies laid out on a cutting board.
September 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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me at 2:30 trying to make it through a meeting
Jeff Hafley cam shows him stressed af with no beverage in sight
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A gloved hand holding a Molotov cocktail.
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Don Majkowski as Majik Man
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Caleb on that play
Derpy tiger
September 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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bean
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A very white man posing in a very white tuetleneck turtleneck and Packers green and gold overall bibs. He’s holding a football like it’s the first time he’s ever seen one.
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Oddly prescient time to listen.
A partially completed jigsaw puzzle.
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM